Some furry I met on a ZombieRP server methinks.

Macs. You sir, are silly.

Damn you, Mister Silly. Damn you all to hell.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

Ohhhhh DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

Those bastards!

Ironically, I never have watched more than fifteen minutes of South Park.

You are deprived... go watch an episode now.

I KILL YOU ALL U HAVE NOT COMENTED MAI BSG VIPER IN THE OTHERGAIMES SECTION! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG
GGGGGGGGG DIEZOR!!!!! JHAKFDHXHJLVSCHTEHCKVKSTYCFAJCFGIUAYCFWKJGCSKJCFGAK



*foam spews out of mouth and eyes iz bloodshot and crazy O_O

Die: (v) to pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life.

(+) ending... -ZOR

WTF BOOOOM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: I IZ AN AEROPLANE!
Stranger: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
You: I SHOOTZ A COW AT U!
You: MOOOOO
Stranger: I EATZ YOUR COW NOM NOM NOM
You: ITZ A HORNY COW

You: IT RAPES YU!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
You: O O
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You: ZOOOM MM NOWZ I DRUP A HORSE ON U!
Stranger: i cant stand to be raped by a horse after dealing with the cow
You: its A HIPIE HORSE


I luv Omegle xD

Moved to chatbox spam. LOL COW RAPAGE.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: hi
Stranger: OH DAMM
You: WHAT THE FUCK BOOOM
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL BOOM
You: AN ARM!
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: A LEG
You: MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
Stranger: MUNCH MUNCH
You: OMG
You: WE THINK ALIKE
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: YEAA!!!
You: MY CAPSLOCK IS ON
Stranger: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
You: A/S/L?
You: YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE A GIRL
Stranger: I KNOW!! THTS SOO COOL
You: YOU WOULD BE A WEIURD GIRL
Stranger: IMA GIRL LOL
You: NO LOL
You: NO
Stranger: no rlly i am
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: lol
You: *puts on attractive tone*
You: hey baby
Stranger: lol
Stranger: funny guy


I win. every prize possible.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want to see a penis?
You: PENISH OM NOM NOM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SADFACE

Emily sends me this:

Stranger: HI.
Stranger: I LIVE ON URANUS.
You: LOL I GET IT
Stranger: LOL YOU'RE COOL.
You: LOL YOU'RE COOL I'M COOL LET'S BE FRENDS
You: I LIEK CAPS LOCK
Stranger: I LIEK CAPS LOCK TOO
Stranger: WE'RE FRIENDS
Stranger: YAY
You: YAY
You: PARTY
Stranger: PARTY
Stranger: YES
You: WITH CAKE
You: NOM
Stranger: CAKECAKECAKE
Stranger: ICE CREAM?
You: YES
You: MAYBE SOME COLD PIZZA
Stranger: YES
Stranger: SODA?
You: HELLZ YES
Stranger: WHAT KIND?
Stranger: AND MONSTER
You: POWERTHIRST
You: 400 BABIES
Stranger: POWERRRRTHIRST
Stranger: THEY'LL RUN LIKE KENYANSS
You: AND GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENYA
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND
You: YAYYYY
You: BFF
Stranger: FOR LYF YO
Stranger: PARTY MUSIC?
You: PARTY HARD
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: THE PARTY'S ON URANUS
Stranger: HELL YUS.
You: YUSSSSS
You: DO THE ROBOT
Stranger: PARTYBOY.
You: WOOP WOOP
Stranger: SASSAFRAS
You: SEGATA SANSHIRO
Stranger: O-O
Stranger: POSTONPOST
You: WTF
You: DOES THAT MEAN
Stranger: PARTY
You: WOOP WOP
Stranger: ARE YOU GAY?
Stranger: IF SO, THAT'S OKAY.
You: IF YOU WERE GAY...NANANANANA....THAT'D BE OKAY...NANANA
You: BUT NO
Stranger: YOU'RE STILL ON MYANUS.
You: I'M A GIRL
Stranger: O-O
Stranger: ...
Stranger: well.
Stranger: HI
You: HEY THERE
Stranger: Most people on here are horny guys.
Stranger: u-u
Stranger: YOU'RE FUN.
You: YES
You: are you from america/
You: ?
Stranger: YES.
You: AMERICAAAAAA
Stranger: YUH.
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18. O_o
Stranger: I turn 19 in 5 days
Stranger: >D
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: O-o
You: 17
Stranger: HELLOOOOOO.
Stranger: >D
Stranger: Are you from America?
Stranger: o-o...
You: yes'm
Stranger: SWEET.
You: america wins
Stranger: PARTYYYYY
Stranger: TRUE
You: true fact
You: but, if chuck norris and america were in a fight, who would win?
Stranger: Well, modern society would believe in chuck norris.
Stranger: But now there's obama.
Stranger: O_O
You: OBAMAAAAAAAA
Stranger: TRUE DAT HOMES
You: i will restrict myself, because i am so white i blind people
Stranger: OH DAYUMN
You: DAYUMN GURL
Stranger: I IS GUY
Stranger: D=
You: haha
Stranger: WELL.
You: "i'm just a sweet transvestite..."
You: CATCH THE REFERENCE
Stranger: O-O
You: CATCH IT
You: CATCH IT
You: caaaatch itttt
Stranger: I DIDN'T CATCH ANYTHING
You: ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW...GET IT RIGHT
You: best movie ever
Stranger: >.<
You: SACRELIGE
You: GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO FEMALES
Stranger: O-O
Stranger: WHY?
You: or transvestites
You: drag queens are fun to talk to
You: well, i have to go to class
You: nice to meet you, friend
You: BYEBYE
Stranger: have fun.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Bye

Stranger: yes i'm a guy
Stranger: and yes i wanna rape you
You: what state do you live in?
\
Stranger: azerbadjian
Stranger: and you?
You: thats not how you spell azerbaijan.
You: i live in azerbaijan.
You: you fucking imposter
Stranger: aaaa
Stranger: you caught me
You: well, where do you live
You: ok
You: lets do roleplaying
You: your the guy
You: and you walk up to my slowly
You: WAIT
You: stop
You: THERE'S A SHARK
You: ok
You: start over
You: im the sister
You: and you're the shark
You: oh wait
You: start over
You: im the sister
You: with the shark dick
You: oh wauit
You: start over
You: you're the brother
You: and you slowly walk up
You: to the shark
You: oh wait
Stranger: you're crazy
You: i just like sharks
You: so im the sister
Stranger: crazy about sharks
You: and you're the brother
You: im changing
You: and you come into my room without asking
You: knocking*
You: and then
You: when i say "leave you perv!"
You: you walk up to me
You: brush my ear with your lips
You: and say
You: SHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: oh dear mama let me play with your genitals
You: and then you take off my top
You: AND THERE ARE TWO SHARKS THAT RIP OFF YOUR FACE
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
You: and it turns out
You: when you said "this will only hurt alot"
You: you were right
You: and you actually said
You: SHARRRRKKKKKK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nice adaptation of the nuclear bombs chat.