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xXxwhytryxXx: Hello my main men.
xXxwhytryxXx: I AM DARK INVADER
xXxwhytryxXx: ALL YOUR TENT BASE ARE BELONG TO US

So post any conversations that you have had, no stealing, its more fun that way.


here's mine


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: nope.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chatbox spam (http://warhampster.editboard.com/chat-f4/chatbox-spam-t1072.htm) is full of Omegle chats.

O -- I guess It'l either become official this way, or be deleted.

up to you I guess

lol thats happen to me so many times, ahh omegle... havn't been on it in ages....

this would have to be the best one i had:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you alive???
Stranger: hi
You: huh?
Stranger: are you alive?
You: define alive
Stranger: its obvious
Stranger: are you?
You: yes sure im alive, if by that you mean a living human being then yes
You: i am very much alive
You: or atleast i hope i am...
Stranger: what makes a human alive??
You: umm... what?
You: you mean like breathing"?
Stranger: no
You: eating then?
Stranger: why are we alive?
You: well we are alive because when a mummy loves a daddy they have this specail kinda hug
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cool answer
You: yup i stole it from my friend
You: lol
Stranger: but why are we alive?
You: to find out why we are alive
Stranger: why are we not like stones
Stranger: is that the only goal of being alive?
You: ahh we are alive because we are organic(made up of hydrocarbon chains) and stones are not
Stranger: purpose?
You: no... the true goal of being alive is to survive
You: the question "why are we alive?" is only a goal set i place to help us in the goal to survive
You: because of our advance brain waves and consteiness(excuse the spelling, im bad at it) we need a better reason other than just to survive
You: or we will just lay down and die and not care
Stranger: true
You: it is also the bases of religion, without its uniting and the promises of nu
You: life after death or etc... for living a good life
You: we would also crumble and not survive
Stranger: nu??
You: sorry i started typing then went to press backspace but hit enter
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: thanks for this
You: sorry ive been drinking and i get very philasohical when i talk
You: lol
You: and anytime
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: then your not like this when your sober?
You: well... im half and half
You: i seem better at solving life mysterys/problems when im drunk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im from new zealand and im 17
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your 17??
You: yup
Stranger: and you drink??
Stranger: ist legal?
You: yup, here its 18 yrs to buy and drink in public, but on a private residence there is no age limit to drink, it is in control of the owners and residence
You: so its half legal lol
You: im not breaking any laws but if i go out in public drunk i will be
You: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your a guy right?
You: and my parents are cool with me drinking just so long as it not on a school night or if its too much, and yes
Stranger: lol
You: where you from? how old are you? and are you a guy or chick? its only fair me asking lol
Stranger: im 20 from saudi arabia and a guy
You: cool, never talked to a person from there before lol
Stranger: me too i never talked with someone from new zealand
You: soo... hows it living in saudi arabia?
Stranger: good
You: thats good
Stranger: why??
You: i duno just making conversation, that's why we are here isn't it?
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so im done
You: ok
Stranger: i dont have anything
Stranger: do u?
You: nope
Stranger: so??
You: so bye?
Stranger: see ya drunk life solver
You: lol i think i might keep that name from now on bye
You have disconnected.

Stranger: horny MALE here looking for a girl with webcam
You: Are you also looking to go to prison?
You: The two coincide, really...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>.<

Stranger: hey sexy
You: hows it goin
You: um
Stranger: lets have a party but what kind
You: Ima just pretend that you don't automatically assume I'm a woman, and we dont party
Stranger: im a woman
You: >.<
You: haha
You: sure what kinda of party
Stranger: idk u tell me
You: how about one where there are alot of lights and ALOT of xtc



Here's another

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WASSUP
Stranger: Sup
You: hows it hangin brotha
Stranger: Are u on Ipod or computer
You: both haha >.<
Stranger: ??
You: like I have two going at the same time
Stranger: Ha
You: but right now Im on my mac
Stranger: Macs suck
You: ...
You have disconnected.



Yuck.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ru a girl?
Stranger: sure am
You: haha
You: great
You: now I look like an ass
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: yeah I am
Stranger: show me your cock
You: only if you show me ur tits
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Did you see the Calgary Stampeders game tonight?
You: yeah haha I did... How did you know?
Stranger: I'm just good like that
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 16
Stranger: I'm 52
You have disconnected.

lol'd at the last one

Thread moved to chatbox spam. It's nice to see some new content.

i found my first ever omegle chat:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you stranger?
Stranger: Quite good old chap. And how are you on this marvelous evening?
You: ahh not bad, not bad at all
Stranger:
Stranger: You are a good person dont let anyone tell you different!
You: umm... ok i wont... and if i think they are about to i will just block my ears and go "lalalala!"
Stranger: Haha good Idea.
Stranger: Man.. its 4 am.
Stranger: I should prolly go to bed..
Stranger: but im not tired
Stranger:
You: yeah...
You: it's 9 pm here
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: the great nowhere country of new zealand
Stranger: Oh, I dont know much about new zealand. I just talked to someone from australia though haha
Stranger: Is it winter for you?
You: yeah pretty much,
Stranger: That sucks.
You: although i don't find it cold and everyone else does lol
You: and i like winter, perfer it better than the summer... too hot..
Stranger: oh my god its fucking blazing hot in the summer where I live
You: wait... how can you perfer something better? hmm.... lol
Stranger: And freezing cold in the winter
Stranger: lol
You: where's that?
Stranger: Middle of the United States
You: oh i see...
Stranger: Yeah. So do you like it in New Zealand?
You: yeah... well.... i've never been anywhere else so i got nothing to compare it with so yeah... i like it lol
Stranger: lol. True. I heard New Zealand is beautiful though. I think it would be cool to go there some time
You: yeah, also just travelling around the landscape changes so much... for such a small area lol
Stranger: lol. Yeah.
Stranger: So how old are you?
You: umm... why do you wana know? are you gonna stalk me!! lolz jsk im 17
Stranger: haha no. im 16
Stranger: M or F?
You: Male
Stranger: Same
Stranger: So what sports do you watch there?
You: I don't really watch sports lol
Stranger: lol.
You: i wish we had more ice hockey teams tho.. then i would lol
Stranger: Hockey is cool. I like hockey
Stranger: But I like going to hockey games. not watching them on TV
You: right yeah i see how that is better
Stranger: So what do you do in your free time if you aren't into sports?
You: umm... working lol
You: and talking to friends.... and being bored.... and wishing... lolz
Stranger: lol. Yeah I have been trying to get a job
Stranger: But are economy is shit right now.
You: yeah it sucks when the economy sucks lol
Stranger: LOL!
Stranger: Well it seems the economy sucks everywhere
You: yeah nz is in a resseson right now and its aparrently gona be the last country to recover or something...
You: or atleast what i have been hearing lol
Stranger: lol.
You: and because of that and the swine flu we have already had over 5 airlines close lol poor them...
Stranger: Wow. Swine flu isnt that bad here.
Stranger: At least... not yet
You: its not either.. but its coming down on the travel side hard.. they are having to change almost everything and etc..
You: i dont actually know much bout it, i only know bits and peices, i usely don't follow news lol
Stranger: Wow. It is nice to hear about other countries. Seems the news only cares about how we are doing.
You: meh that's how most media work.,.. unless there is a war on..
Stranger: true...
You: we get hardly anything on other countrys on our news channels unless theres a war and/or big tragedaty (soz for the spelling....)
Stranger: hehe its fine
You: I've never been a good speller, and when i start drinking it becomes worst lol
Stranger: haha. Can't drink here til Im 21
You: in new zealand can't buy alcamahol(spelt wrong on purpose) until you are 18 but if it's on a private residence there is no age on drinking it, it is the owners control/decision, pretty cool aye? lol
Stranger: Can... can I come over?
You: so police can't come and charge for minors drinking, only if they are being rowdy and/or loud
You: lol
You: and noise doesn't matter we i live(in an industral area)
Stranger: Lucky...
You: i know... havn't had a party in ages tho... been working too much lol
Stranger: lol well that sucks.
Stranger: lol I dont think i have ever talked to someone this long on this site
You: lol, this is my first time talking on here lol
You: I was told about it from my friend a while back
Stranger: oh yeah.
You: and i was bored so i decided to try it lol
Stranger: lol. Yeah.
Stranger: Well it was good talking with you.
Stranger: Bye!
You: seeya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: A wild Abra appears...
Stranger: POKEMON!
You: Wild Abra uses teleport!
You have disconnected.

Best one ^