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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild ditto appears
Stranger: whats a ditto?
Stranger: and why is it wild?
You: omg get the fuck out of my chats

again...

Stranger: hey
You: a wild ditto appears
Stranger: and then i kill it
You: omg shut the fuck up you dont know anything

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild ditto appears
Stranger: hey
Stranger: attack using crunch
You: yess
You: ditto used ditto!
Stranger: throw great ball
You: ditto attacked the wild houndor using crunch
You: 1....
You: 2...
You: 3...
You: arrgghh
You: you almost caught it
You: ditto attacked using crunch!
You: cmon...
Stranger: attack using arial ace
You: critical hit!
You: ditto attacked with ditto
You: ditto learned aerial ace!
Stranger: trow great ball
You: 1...
You: 2...
You: 3...
You: congratulations!
You: you've caught the wild ditto!
You: would you like to give the wild ditto a nickname?
Stranger: no
You: ditto was sent to box 1.

Nice!

Learn proper Pokemon syntax!

This is the best one ever. Period.

Spoiler:

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hello? You: Where am I? -.- Stranger: you are no where Stranger: this place doesnt exist You: Have you seen Stacy then? Stranger: stacy is over there *points* Stranger: see? You: STACY! You: YOU'RE ALIVE! You: I THOUGHT THEY'D FOUND YOU Stranger: yea we're all here You: Wait You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT Stranger: evryone comes here when they are looking for us You: OVER THERE Stranger: HOLY SHIT You: OMG Stranger: WOOOAHH.. You: GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW You: WHERE ARE WE GOING? You: STACY FORGOT? Stranger: go anywhere You: STACY? You: FUCK WHERE IS SHE Stranger: STACY'S GONNA GET FOUND IF YOU DONT FIND HER FIRST Stranger: FIND HER!!! You: IT'S TOO LATE You: DRIVE You: DR. ROBERTS NEEDS TO REACH THE LAB You: Stacy will have to fend for herself You: it's getting smaller, whatever that thing is... You: I think we lost it... Stranger: it'll be back You: Now, I know you know these parts better Stranger: they always come back You: we'll have to be careful Stranger: well first we must hide on the other side Stranger: the other side is safe You: You'll have to take the wheel Stranger: ok got it Stranger: we're going over here You: It's almost day time You: I haven't seen the sun in the sky You: for 40 years You: ever since that thing first showed up Stranger: yea about that... Stranger: the sun dissappeared 40 years ago Stranger: it wont be back Stranger: you must use the light on your helmet You: Ok You: Must be some satellite You: Over there, a building You: We need to find shelter Stranger: good good Stranger: i'll drive over there Stranger: hmmm Stranger: seems to be an abandoned social security office You: My nyquil-induced stupor is still pretty heavy... You: describe it to me i cant see.... Stranger: look at all the dead mexicans around....somehtings not right You: oh god You: Is that someone crying inside? Stranger: i wonder what all that green shit on the wall is Stranger: yea You: I don't want to know... Stranger: should we go up to them? Stranger: they're crying Stranger: but they might be lying You: I think we have to find out, it sounds like a little girl Stranger: i hate lying cryers You: We'll be careful You: you go in first You: God, I can't see shit Stranger: hand me that stick Stranger: i will poke her You: Ok You: Oh wow You: What's that noise Stranger: it sounds like someone w/ squeaky sneakers on, trying to squeeze an orange through a hose... Stranger: WTF do they need an orange in a hose for?!?!?! Stranger: OMG You: OH GOD You: WTF You: GET IN THE CAR Stranger: lets get the fuck outta this place! You: *starts ignitition You: BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM You: OMG You: the green goo is everywhere Stranger: the car blew up? Stranger: oh shit You: nah the building You: OH NO You: the GREEN GOO IS PENETRATING You: GET OUT NOW Stranger: that green goo kinda burns Stranger: it's on my SHOEE You: WIPE IT OFF Stranger: luckily i only have one shoe on You: Ok, You: we need to hoove it You: I think I see a village up ahead Stranger: i guess so, but first im gonna eat these berries... You: Wait You: what color? Stranger: grey Stranger: grey berries You: Let me anaylze them with my watch You: Hmmm You: I can't read it, my glasses are broken You: what's it say Stranger: wtf Stranger: ur watch must be broken You: ? You: What's wrong Stranger: it says "it's 9 in the morning in sao paulo brazil" Stranger: OH! You: Well I've been underground You: for a LONG time Stranger: you silly! this is the "what time is it in sao paulo brazil" watch! You: oh god Stranger: get the berry analyzer!! Stranger: im so hungry!! You: I got ripped off again You: I don't have one You: maybe the village has one? You: let's go toward it Stranger: what kinda crazy villiage is this?! You: Where are we.... You: Not like it was 40 years ago... Stranger: they are backwards....they live and sleep outside and go into the house to play sports! Stranger: nut jobs! You: Totally crazy You: ask one of them about the berries Stranger: especially crazy since their house are full of really expensiv china cabinets. Stranger: ok i'll ask this old man Stranger: he looks alot like a hot super model though... You: china cabinets- these people are mad.... Stranger: i wonder why,, You: Hmmm Stranger: but i know he must be old! why else would be eating prunes? Stranger: CANNED prunes You: A valid point Stranger: i asked about the berries Stranger: he said noothing...just turned into a hamster and teleported to the top of the eifel tower.. You: My God! Stranger: he must know somethin we dont You: Well, I suppose its safe to eat them You: lets take refuge behind that dumpster You: I don't want the "thing" to see us... You: there might be spies Stranger: yes... spies everywhere... You: How do they taste? Stranger: eww...they taste like macaroni and cheese...weird for grey berries Stranger: ot bad though You: Oh DONT EAT THEM You: OH FUCK Stranger: SHIT Stranger: i feel weird You: YOU ARE GOING TO TURN BACKWARDS LIKE THEM Stranger: OMG Stranger: UR RIGHT You: I CANT EVEN COMPREHEND YOUR SPEECH You: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? Stranger: my feet are turing into hands!! Stranger: bleargghhhj kltsrkdphnvh[mj,h You: Stay here! You: I'll be right back You: DONT MOVE Stranger: ahhh get help1!! You: *runs to go to med. store* You: HEY SHOPKEEPER You: GET ME SOME MEDICINE FOR THESE BERRIES You: NO I WILL NOT PAY YOU IN ORCA WHALES Stranger: ohh jesus!! You: I'VE NEVER KILLED BEFORE BUT I WILL IF I DONT GET THEM You: *shoots shopkeeper You: *takes med.s Stranger: hurryy You: running.... You: TAKE THESE Stranger: my hands turned back into feet Stranger: then into teeth You: SWALLOW You: You need more! You: COME ON SWALLOW Stranger: *gulp* You: Okay.... Stranger: wheww. You: You back to normal? Stranger: i feel a little better You: Just rest for a bit You: We need to get out Stranger: i dont know why i have a tail now...but who cares i feel fantastic You: I suppose You: they'll be looking for me soon You: when they find the body You: at nightfall Stranger: hmmm You: what should we do meanwhile? Stranger: we have time though, it's only half past grape dutchmasters Stranger: hmmm well we need to find stacy Stranger: she's still missing You: OH FUCK You: STACY You: And Dr. Roberts is probably with her Stranger: godamnit!! Stranger: dr. roberts! You: maybe he can fix your tail You: if you want... Stranger: dr. roberts owes me 40 orcas Stranger: FORTY You: That's a lot You: But its fair You: DAMNIT You: THey found the body You: I hear sirens Stranger: get the flame throwers You: Try to open that door behind the garbage can Stranger: we're gonna hafta make a stand Stranger: ok Stranger: the door opened up to another smaller door Stranger: hmmm You: What is this? Stranger: IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF DOORS!! You: Wait... You: Open that last one You: is that a flame cell? You: I can't tell.... Stranger: it's an IN FLAME CELL Stranger: holy shit in flames You: I don't think we can hide in here Stranger: wait.. Stranger: we can hide in our minds! Stranger: it's genius Stranger: think about it...they cant touch us there You: Good idea You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: THE EYE!!!! You: NOOOOO Stranger: FUCK You: I CAN'T STAY Stranger: nooo it's here!!! You: THEY HAVE THOUGHT ADMINS You: GET OUT NOW Stranger: i cant even beat those admins!! Stranger: i dont have the sword of a thousand truths! You: I don't have the triforce of courage either! You: we need to make a stand You: with the flame You: throwers Stranger: i have a deku sheild You: Ok that will work too You: ready to try to escape this alleyway? Stranger: yea put on your ham sandwich boots Stranger: they'll make you run faster You: got them You: didn't know you had these.... You: okay... be quiet Stranger: *points at floor* You: ? Stranger: ugly carpets.... You: Ick You: Hmm You: See that vehicle inside one of those houses? Stranger: yea You: I think if we can enter through the window.... Stranger: looks like a unicycle You: we could hijack it You: it will have to do Stranger: yea i can hot wire it You: ok god Stranger: i took a class once You: good* You: i wish we had those when i was in school You: when there was a sun.... You: ok I'll break the window Stranger: ohh those were good days You: *smash* Stranger: make sure not to trigger the alarm You: get in fast! Stranger: lock the door!!! You: the alarm only works You: if you break out of the house Stranger: i cant ride a unicycle....court orders... you're gonna have to drive You: ok got it You: oh fuck You: somones blocking the garage You: door.... You: who is that? Stranger: looks like the cat in the hat Stranger: but like fatter You: OH NO Stranger: HOLY SHIT You: QUICK BURN IT WITH FIRE Stranger: GO GO GO he started rhyming!!! You: AGGGG Stranger: *torrchh* You: *rides through mirro You: we're out Stranger: goood You: but the WHOLE PLACE IS ON FIRE You: *pedaling hard Stranger: i was wondering why it was so hot Stranger: and why my skin was coming off You: What's that emerging in the flames? Stranger: this entire dimesion is on fire You: wait what You: we need to get out of this town You: i think the cat is still alive Stranger: this place sucks Stranger: i know... You: ok im out You: back to the country side Stranger: think...what's the cat in the hat's worst enemy??? The Dog in clogs of course!!! Stranger: call upon the dog to take care of him You: Why of course! Stranger: while we escape You: But where is he You: I think Stacy had his number You: god... You: Who's that up ahead? Stranger: i cant quite make it out You: Hello? Stranger: pshhh how rude You: Wait Stranger: just squaked at us You: Not even human.... You: Let's enter that forest You: We can lose the cat Stranger: yea the tree's are pretty You: Too pretty.... You: somethings awry Stranger: yea there's too many sparkles Stranger: why is everything is this place so terrible?!?! You: Is the land I've only heard of in myths? You: its inhabited by sparkle dogs! You: Ack my eyes burn Stranger: AHHH yes i remember !! from the stories!! You: the technicolor! You: the rainbows You: AGGGGGG You: close your eyes Stranger: i cant take it You: I think I see a clearing up ahead You: we wont be raped by dogs today! You: must get closer.... Stranger: watch out!! You: OH SHIT Stranger: here come the red rockets! Stranger: dont get raped! Stranger: ruuun You: DITCH THE BYE You: BIKE* You: RUN ON FOOT You: HEAD TOWARDS ELTON JOHN You: HE'S WAVING US IN You: NO WAIT You: HE'S GOING TO RAPE US You: RUN TO THE CLEARING You: GOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGO Stranger: AHHH Stranger: he kissed me!! Stranger: what should i do! Stranger: i feel a sudden urge to sing You: SUCK OUT THE POISON! Stranger: with a piano You: the SPARKLE DOGS ARE ADVANCING You: hold on You: where did he kiss you Stranger: the poison looks suspiciously like green appletini Stranger: man he got me right on the left butt cheek You: Oh lord You: That will require a thousand orcas to fix Stranger: i tryed to escape, but he pantsed me and got me You: Well we're in the clearing... Stranger: shit! well it's ok cuz the doc owes me 40 You: That's true Stranger: so we'll get a discount and only have to pay 960 You: Lets hide behind that rock Stranger: WAIT Stranger: that's no rock!! Stranger: wait.. You: WHAT? Stranger: nvm yea it is Stranger: hmmm. You: oh ok Stranger: i thouht it would be somehting else.. You: Hey look You: Stacy's behind it You: Hi Stranger: ohh good You: YOU'RE ALIVE! You: *breaks down crying* You: oh hi Dr. Stranger: Hey i got an infected elton john kissed ass cheek doctor.,...ya gotta help me Stranger: FIVE DOLLARS?!?! Stranger: go fuck yourself!! You: Dollar? Stranger: geez can you beleive that guy... Stranger: what a douche You: Well You: Are the sideeffects even severe? Stranger: yea he wants five dollars for that...calims he doesnt take orcas anymore You: pfft You: i can deal with the piano I think You: not sure its worth it Stranger: well i hear that in time my ass will become sparkley and gay and will eventually sell millions of records Stranger: soo not THAT bad Stranger: i get to tour the world at least You: Will you be given orcas? You: as recompense Stranger: oh yess Stranger: orcas out the ass. Stranger: hah. You: OH FUCK You: SOMEONE JUST CHOKED STACY You: WITH HOTDOGS Stranger: NOT AGAIN! Stranger: why does this keep happening??!!? You: HEY STOP THAT! You: HE'S RUNNING You: ack let him go You: we need her phone really Stranger: yea that's the most important thins Stranger: thing* You: call the Dog in Clogs You: While I tie my ham sandwhichs Stranger: ok ok Stranger: *dials* Stranger: hello?....yes...yes...oh hey man it's me...yea we're gonna need ya down here right away...yeaa...uh huh....hmm.....WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY Stranger: ok well You: "< You: :<* Stranger: he's being very nice today and he said he'd be here in 5 minutes Stranger: what a stroke of luck huh? You: MY GOODNESS You: thank the lord You: What should we do meanwhile You: Dr. Roberts seems to have ripped his head off You: I don't think he'll be of much use any longer.... Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i dont know why he would do that... Stranger: oh i hear the clogs... You: good You: the sparkle dogs are pearing through the trees You: they're watching us You: with Elton John Stranger: let them watch.... Stranger: we'll have enough fire retardant socks in no time Stranger: they wont be able to touch us! You: Or our asses You: hopefully Stranger: ahhh here he is Stranger: the dog in clogs has arrived!!! You: What's that he's got in his hand? Stranger: he says it's a berry analyzer Stranger: ABOUT TIME Stranger: a little late though You: sigh..... You: THERE HE GOES You: OH MAN You: LOOK AT THAT You: WOW You: GEE You: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT You: OUCH Stranger: i know! Stranger: wow that's amazing Stranger: do you realize...we just witnessed history You: Elton John won't be able to write songs any more Stranger: that will probably NEVER happen again You: and he is a crab You: crabs NEVER sell records Stranger: yea crab people are losers You: Look a house! You: let's get inside.... Stranger: they think they're good rapper...but they're not....they're not Stranger: nice house You: I know right You: Lets go in the kitchen You: ummm hi? You: WHAT! You: TRYING TO DO WHAT? Stranger: OH NO Stranger: what is she trying to do?? Stranger: i dont speak italian You: I think we're on the set of Dateline Stranger: oh shit You: he's accusing us Stranger: "why dont you take a seat" Stranger: godamnit chris hansen.... You: I didn't know he spoke Italian... Stranger: neither did i You: Who is this girl Stranger: i also didnt know he was a girl Stranger: chris You: ITS A MACHINE You: NO You: RUN Stranger: A MACHINE?!?! Stranger: this just keeps getting worse You: AH FUCK Stranger: OUCH, my knee You: I have to go to a class D: You: damnit Stranger: i cant run anymore!, you're gonn ahave to throw me in a whell barrow and push me down that hill Stranger: i'll et help while you are in class You: Someone is over my shoulder.... You: and they won't move You: sec Stranger: i bt they were trying to cheat on that big calc exam You: lol Stranger: they always cheat on that one.. You: Well this is where I leave, partener You: may you fare well You: on your journey Stranger: yes, good luck from here on out You: against the "thing" Stranger: dont lose the dog in clog's numbr You: I hope you find a cure too Stranger: one day you'll need to summon him again You: I won't forget the number You: I hope so You: Goodbye You: oh wait You: take ur hamsandwhichs Stranger: OH Stranger: yea i dont wanna forget those You: as a memento of our friendship You: GO with grace Stranger: here. you put half on your neckalace and i'll wear the other half You: ok Stranger: take care, friend! You: bye You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM You have disconnected.

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I read the whole thing.... and all i have to say is.....





















































































TRUELY FUCKING EPIC!!!!

You win... nothing can compare to that epicness. How long were you talking for?

You should write a story based on it

Post your best Omegle conversations here! (By order of the one known as sushi)

i had this one a few mins ago, i drove the "join the dork side" to the end there.... xp

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello young one...
Stranger: hows u?
You: i am fine, but the question is....how are you?
Stranger: really?
You: yes really....duh -_-
Stranger: are u a noble or British?
You: I am a sit warrior!, Join the Dork side!!
Stranger: i dont think that i ll
You: The dorks is strong within you!
You: join us, and crush the lotri
Stranger: are u on drugs?
You: not that i know of.....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

warhampster you can move posts from one topic to another, because I have done it on my forum, you use the split topic button thingy

You can't split a thread's original post. I moved the thread to this section, but now I can't remember where the merge topics button is

He is truly all powerful!

Damn right, now I will use my great powers to BAN EVERYONE!!!

wheres the ban button again?

Moved to chatbox spam.