Foiled.

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I figure by now everyone has heard of the two very important deaths in last weekend. I'm kind of surprised that no one has brought it up. We'll, guess what I figured out.

Michael Jackson = Billy Mays.

So Michael Jackson dies on June 25th, 2009, at the age of 50.
Billy Mays dies on June 28th, 2009, at the age of 50, just 3 days later.

I figure--
It's a coverup. Billy Mays actually died on June 25th, because he = Michael Jackson.

The media managed to forget about him for three days to make sure no one would discover what I have just uncovered.

Cool, right?

R.I.P Billy Maize and
Fuck Michael Jackson.

Subject: Re: Foiled. Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:31 am

Why fuck the king of pop?

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king? more like the absolute low of pop. ok, I liked him before he raped little boys.

Subject: Re: Foiled. Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:32 am

Stupid.

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Subject: Re: Foiled. Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:17 pm

Billy Mays isn't really "dead"... he's just evolved to a higher level of being, after completely fulfilling the meaning of life.

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Subject: Re: Foiled. Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:12 pm

Or he was just so stoned that he thought he could fly and managed to throw himself off the G.W.Bridge and disappered to never be found again.....

( I have no clue who Billy Mays is soooo, well i think u understand..)

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Subject: Re: Foiled. Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:35 pm

Billy Mays isn't really considered a celebrity but he is famous for his infomercials/commercials on television for different products such as oxyclean.

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Subject: Re: Foiled. Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:52 pm

KingRaptor14 wrote:

Ok, I liked him before he raped little boys.

Same here

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Subject: Re: Foiled. Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:36 pm

~~I think MJ was adorable throughout his entire life. He had the cutest nose when he got older.~~

Shut up.

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jsk1016 wrote:

Billy Mays isn't really considered a celebrity but he is famous for his infomercials/commercials on television for different products such as oxyclean.

or orange glow. His best, however, was Mighty putty.

My little brother was watching this when I walked in the door this afternoon. I was quite scared.