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Stranger: hello
You: Hello?
You: Where am I? -.-
Stranger: you are no where
Stranger: this place doesnt exist
You: Have you seen Stacy then?
Stranger: stacy is over there *points*
Stranger: see?
You: STACY!
You: YOU'RE ALIVE!
You: I THOUGHT THEY'D FOUND YOU
Stranger: yea we're all here
You: Wait
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Stranger: evryone comes here when they are looking for us
You: OVER THERE
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: OMG
Stranger: WOOOAHH..
You: GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW
You: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
You: STACY FORGOT?
Stranger: go anywhere
You: STACY?
You: FUCK WHERE IS SHE
Stranger: STACY'S GONNA GET FOUND IF YOU DONT FIND HER FIRST
Stranger: FIND HER!!!
You: IT'S TOO LATE
You: DRIVE

You: DR. ROBERTS NEEDS TO REACH THE LAB
You: Stacy will have to fend for herself
You: it's getting smaller, whatever that thing is...
You: I think we lost it...
Stranger: it'll be back
You: Now, I know you know these parts better
Stranger: they always come back
You: we'll have to be careful
Stranger: well first we must hide on the other side
Stranger: the other side is safe
You: You'll have to take the wheel
Stranger: ok got it
Stranger: we're going over here
You: It's almost day time
You: I haven't seen the sun in the sky
You: for 40 years
You: ever since that thing first showed up
Stranger: yea about that...
Stranger: the sun dissappeared 40 years ago
Stranger: it wont be back
Stranger: you must use the light on your helmet
You: Ok
You: Must be some satellite
You: Over there, a building
You: We need to find shelter
Stranger: good good
Stranger: i'll drive over there
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: seems to be an abandoned social security office
You: My nyquil-induced stupor is still pretty heavy...
You: describe it to me i cant see....
Stranger: look at all the dead mexicans around....somehtings not right
You: oh god
You: Is that someone crying inside?
Stranger: i wonder what all that green shit on the wall is
Stranger: yea
You: I don't want to know...
Stranger: should we go up to them?
Stranger: they're crying
Stranger: but they might be lying
You: I think we have to find out, it sounds like a little girl
Stranger: i hate lying cryers
You: We'll be careful
You: you go in first
You: God, I can't see shit
Stranger: hand me that stick
Stranger: i will poke her
You: Ok
You: Oh wow
You: What's that noise
Stranger: it sounds like someone w/ squeaky sneakers on, trying to squeeze an orange through a hose...
Stranger: WTF do they need an orange in a hose for?!?!?!
Stranger: OMG
You: OH GOD
You: WTF

You: GET IN THE CAR
Stranger: lets get the fuck outta this place!
You: *starts ignitition
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
You: OMG
You: the green goo is everywhere
Stranger: the car blew up?
Stranger: oh shit
You: nah the building
You: OH NO
You: the GREEN GOO IS PENETRATING
You: GET OUT NOW
Stranger: that green goo kinda burns
Stranger: it's on my SHOEE
You: WIPE IT OFF
Stranger: luckily i only have one shoe on
You: Ok,
You: we need to hoove it
You: I think I see a village up ahead
Stranger: i guess so, but first im gonna eat these berries...
You: Wait
You: what color?
Stranger: grey
Stranger: grey berries
You: Let me anaylze them with my watch
You: Hmmm
You: I can't read it, my glasses are broken
You: what's it say
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ur watch must be broken
You: ?
You: What's wrong
Stranger: it says "it's 9 in the morning in sao paulo brazil"
Stranger: OH!
You: Well I've been underground
You: for a LONG time
Stranger: you silly! this is the "what time is it in sao paulo brazil" watch!
You: oh god
Stranger: get the berry analyzer!!
Stranger: im so hungry!!
You: I got ripped off again
You: I don't have one
You: maybe the village has one?
You: let's go toward it
Stranger: what kinda crazy villiage is this?!
You: Where are we....
You: Not like it was 40 years ago...
Stranger: they are backwards....they live and sleep outside and go into the house to play sports!
Stranger: nut jobs!
You: Totally crazy
You: ask one of them about the berries
Stranger: especially crazy since their house are full of really expensiv china cabinets.
Stranger: ok i'll ask this old man
Stranger: he looks alot like a hot super model though...
You: china cabinets- these people are mad....
Stranger: i wonder why,,
You: Hmmm
Stranger: but i know he must be old! why else would be eating prunes?
Stranger: CANNED prunes
You: A valid point
Stranger: i asked about the berries
Stranger: he said noothing...just turned into a hamster and teleported to the top of the eifel tower..
You: My God!
Stranger: he must know somethin we dont
You: Well, I suppose its safe to eat them
You: lets take refuge behind that dumpster
You: I don't want the "thing" to see us...
You: there might be spies
Stranger: yes... spies everywhere...
You: How do they taste?
Stranger: eww...they taste like macaroni and cheese...weird for grey berries
Stranger: ot bad though
You: Oh DONT EAT THEM
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: i feel weird
You: YOU ARE GOING TO TURN BACKWARDS LIKE THEM
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: UR RIGHT
You: I CANT EVEN COMPREHEND YOUR SPEECH
You: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Stranger: my feet are turing into hands!!
Stranger: bleargghhhj kltsrkdphnvh[mj,h
You: Stay here!
You: I'll be right back
You: DONT MOVE
Stranger: ahhh get help1!!
You: *runs to go to med. store*
You: HEY SHOPKEEPER
You: GET ME SOME MEDICINE FOR THESE BERRIES
You: NO I WILL NOT PAY YOU IN ORCA WHALES
Stranger: ohh jesus!!
You: I'VE NEVER KILLED BEFORE BUT I WILL IF I DONT GET THEM
You: *shoots shopkeeper
You: *takes med.s
Stranger: hurryy
You: running....
You: TAKE THESE
Stranger: my hands turned back into feet
Stranger: then into teeth
You: SWALLOW

You: You need more!
You: COME ON SWALLOW
Stranger: *gulp*
You: Okay....
Stranger: wheww.
You: You back to normal?
Stranger: i feel a little better
You: Just rest for a bit
You: We need to get out
Stranger: i dont know why i have a tail now...but who cares i feel fantastic
You: I suppose
You: they'll be looking for me soon
You: when they find the body
You: at nightfall
Stranger: hmmm
You: what should we do meanwhile?
Stranger: we have time though, it's only half past grape dutchmasters
Stranger: hmmm well we need to find stacy
Stranger: she's still missing
You: OH FUCK
You: STACY
You: And Dr. Roberts is probably with her
Stranger: godamnit!!
Stranger: dr. roberts!
You: maybe he can fix your tail
You: if you want...
Stranger: dr. roberts owes me 40 orcas
Stranger: FORTY
You: That's a lot
You: But its fair
You: DAMNIT
You: THey found the body
You: I hear sirens
Stranger: get the flame throwers
You: Try to open that door behind the garbage can
Stranger: we're gonna hafta make a stand
Stranger: ok
Stranger: the door opened up to another smaller door
Stranger: hmmm
You: What is this?
Stranger: IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF DOORS!!
You: Wait...
You: Open that last one
You: is that a flame cell?
You: I can't tell....
Stranger: it's an IN FLAME CELL
Stranger: holy shit in flames
You: I don't think we can hide in here
Stranger: wait..
Stranger: we can hide in our minds!
Stranger: it's genius
Stranger: think about it...they cant touch us there
You: Good idea
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: THE EYE!!!!

You: NOOOOO

Stranger: FUCK
You: I CAN'T STAY
Stranger: nooo it's here!!!
You: THEY HAVE THOUGHT ADMINS
You: GET OUT NOW
Stranger: i cant even beat those admins!!
Stranger: i dont have the sword of a thousand truths!
You: I don't have the triforce of courage either!
You: we need to make a stand
You: with the flame
You: throwers
Stranger: i have a deku sheild
You: Ok that will work too
You: ready to try to escape this alleyway?
Stranger: yea put on your ham sandwich boots
Stranger: they'll make you run faster
You: got them
You: didn't know you had these....
You: okay... be quiet
Stranger: *points at floor*
You: ?
Stranger: ugly carpets....
You: Ick
You: Hmm
You: See that vehicle inside one of those houses?
Stranger: yea
You: I think if we can enter through the window....
Stranger: looks like a unicycle
You: we could hijack it
You: it will have to do
Stranger: yea i can hot wire it
You: ok god
Stranger: i took a class once
You: good*
You: i wish we had those when i was in school
You: when there was a sun....
You: ok I'll break the window
Stranger: ohh those were good days
You: *smash*
Stranger: make sure not to trigger the alarm
You: get in fast!
Stranger: lock the door!!!
You: the alarm only works
You: if you break out of the house
Stranger: i cant ride a unicycle....court orders... you're gonna have to drive
You: ok got it
You: oh fuck
You: somones blocking the garage
You: door....
You: who is that?
Stranger: looks like the cat in the hat
Stranger: but like fatter
You: OH NO
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: QUICK BURN IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: GO GO GO he started rhyming!!!
You: AGGGG
Stranger: *torrchh*
You: *rides through mirro
You: we're out
Stranger: goood
You: but the WHOLE PLACE IS ON FIRE
You: *pedaling hard
Stranger: i was wondering why it was so hot
Stranger: and why my skin was coming off
You: What's that emerging in the flames?
Stranger: this entire dimesion is on fire
You: wait what
You: we need to get out of this town
You: i think the cat is still alive
Stranger: this place sucks
Stranger: i know...
You: ok im out
You: back to the country side
Stranger: think...what's the cat in the hat's worst enemy??? The Dog in clogs of course!!!
Stranger: call upon the dog to take care of him
You: Why of course!
Stranger: while we escape
You: But where is he
You: I think Stacy had his number
You: god...
You: Who's that up ahead?
Stranger: i cant quite make it out
You: Hello?
Stranger: pshhh how rude
You: Wait
Stranger: just squaked at us
You: Not even human....
You: Let's enter that forest
You: We can lose the cat
Stranger: yea the tree's are pretty
You: Too pretty....
You: somethings awry
Stranger: yea there's too many sparkles
Stranger: why is everything is this place so terrible?!?!
You: Is the land I've only heard of in myths?
You: its inhabited by sparkle dogs!
You: Ack my eyes burn
Stranger: AHHH yes i remember !! from the stories!!
You: the technicolor!
You: the rainbows
You: AGGGGGG
You: close your eyes
Stranger: i cant take it
You: I think I see a clearing up ahead
You: we wont be raped by dogs today!
You: must get closer....
Stranger: watch out!!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: here come the red rockets!
Stranger: dont get raped!
Stranger: ruuun
You: DITCH THE BYE
You: BIKE*
You: RUN ON FOOT
You: HEAD TOWARDS ELTON JOHN
You: HE'S WAVING US IN
You: NO WAIT

You: HE'S GOING TO RAPE US
You: RUN TO THE CLEARING
You: GOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGO
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: he kissed me!!
Stranger: what should i do!
Stranger: i feel a sudden urge to sing
You: SUCK OUT THE POISON!
Stranger: with a piano
You: the SPARKLE DOGS ARE ADVANCING
You: hold on
You: where did he kiss you
Stranger: the poison looks suspiciously like green appletini
Stranger: man he got me right on the left butt cheek
You: Oh lord
You: That will require a thousand orcas to fix
Stranger: i tryed to escape, but he pantsed me and got me
You: Well we're in the clearing...
Stranger: shit! well it's ok cuz the doc owes me 40
You: That's true
Stranger: so we'll get a discount and only have to pay 960
You: Lets hide behind that rock
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: that's no rock!!
Stranger: wait..
You: WHAT?
Stranger: nvm yea it is
Stranger: hmmm.
You: oh ok
Stranger: i thouht it would be somehting else..
You: Hey look
You: Stacy's behind it
You: Hi
Stranger: ohh good
You: YOU'RE ALIVE!
You: *breaks down crying*
You: oh hi Dr.
Stranger: Hey i got an infected elton john kissed ass cheek doctor.,...ya gotta help me
Stranger: FIVE DOLLARS?!?!
Stranger: go fuck yourself!!
You: Dollar?
Stranger: geez can you beleive that guy...
Stranger: what a douche
You: Well
You: Are the sideeffects even severe?
Stranger: yea he wants five dollars for that...calims he doesnt take orcas anymore
You: pfft
You: i can deal with the piano I think
You: not sure its worth it
Stranger: well i hear that in time my ass will become sparkley and gay and will eventually sell millions of records
Stranger: soo not THAT bad
Stranger: i get to tour the world at least
You: Will you be given orcas?
You: as recompense
Stranger: oh yess
Stranger: orcas out the ass.
Stranger: hah.
You: OH FUCK
You: SOMEONE JUST CHOKED STACY
You: WITH HOTDOGS
Stranger: NOT AGAIN!
Stranger: why does this keep happening??!!?
You: HEY STOP THAT!
You: HE'S RUNNING
You: ack let him go
You: we need her phone really
Stranger: yea that's the most important thins
Stranger: thing*
You: call the Dog in Clogs
You: While I tie my ham sandwhichs
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: *dials*
Stranger: hello?....yes...yes...oh hey man it's me...yea we're gonna need ya down here right away...yeaa...uh huh....hmm.....WELL FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY
Stranger: ok well
You: "<
You: :<*
Stranger: he's being very nice today and he said he'd be here in 5 minutes
Stranger: what a stroke of luck huh?
You: MY GOODNESS
You: thank the lord
You: What should we do meanwhile
You: Dr. Roberts seems to have ripped his head off
You: I don't think he'll be of much use any longer....
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i dont know why he would do that...
Stranger: oh i hear the clogs...
You: good
You: the sparkle dogs are pearing through the trees
You: they're watching us
You: with Elton John
Stranger: let them watch....
Stranger: we'll have enough fire retardant socks in no time
Stranger: they wont be able to touch us!
You: Or our asses
You: hopefully
Stranger: ahhh here he is
Stranger: the dog in clogs has arrived!!!
You: What's that he's got in his hand?
Stranger: he says it's a berry analyzer
Stranger: ABOUT TIME
Stranger: a little late though
You: sigh.....
You: THERE HE GOES
You: OH MAN
You: LOOK AT THAT
You: WOW
You: GEE
You: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT
You: OUCH
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: wow that's amazing
Stranger: do you realize...we just witnessed history
You: Elton John won't be able to write songs any more
Stranger: that will probably NEVER happen again
You: and he is a crab
You: crabs NEVER sell records
Stranger: yea crab people are losers
You: Look a house!
You: let's get inside....
Stranger: they think they're good rapper...but they're not....they're not
Stranger: nice house
You: I know right
You: Lets go in the kitchen
You: ummm hi?
You: WHAT!
You: TRYING TO DO WHAT?
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: what is she trying to do??
Stranger: i dont speak italian
You: I think we're on the set of Dateline
Stranger: oh shit
You: he's accusing us
Stranger: "why dont you take a seat"
Stranger: godamnit chris hansen....
You: I didn't know he spoke Italian...
Stranger: neither did i
You: Who is this girl
Stranger: i also didnt know he was a girl
Stranger: chris
You: ITS A MACHINE
You: NO
You: RUN
Stranger: A MACHINE?!?!
Stranger: this just keeps getting worse
You: AH FUCK
Stranger: OUCH, my knee
You: I have to go to a class D:
You: damnit
Stranger: i cant run anymore!, you're gonn ahave to throw me in a whell barrow and push me down that hill
Stranger: i'll et help while you are in class
You: Someone is over my shoulder....
You: and they won't move
You: sec
Stranger: i bt they were trying to cheat on that big calc exam
You: lol
Stranger: they always cheat on that one..
You: Well this is where I leave, partener
You: may you fare well
You: on your journey
Stranger: yes, good luck from here on out
You: against the "thing"
Stranger: dont lose the dog in clog's numbr
You: I hope you find a cure too
Stranger: one day you'll need to summon him again
You: I won't forget the number
You: I hope so
You: Goodbye
You: oh wait
You: take ur hamsandwhichs
Stranger: OH
Stranger: yea i dont wanna forget those
You: as a memento of our friendship
You: GO with grace
Stranger: here. you put half on your neckalace and i'll wear the other half
You: ok
Stranger: take care, friend!
You: bye
You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
You have disconnected.