Anyone else really bad about drinking?

I am a terrible drinker. For instance, four seconds ago, I was merrily swishing mocha milkshake in my mouth, but then I unconsciously started gaping and it splattered all over my lap. Does anyone else have this issue? I also find that I'm not very good at connecting the bottom rim of the glass with my mouth, so soaking my shirt with Gatorade is not an uncommon occurrence. Other times, feeling venturesome and maybe a little reckless, I'll "get caught up in the heat of the moment" and try to drink milk by bringing the top of the rim to my bottom lip. Only afterward, once I've reached a state of near-sobriety, do I realize that this does not work. It has never worked, and yet that doesn't stop me. (I'm afraid.)

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Anyways, in a similar vein, I realized that I'm clumsy as shit. I can't walk without stepping on someone's feet. In fact, I can hardly walk in a straight line. I'm terrible at sports, and if I sprint (I'm quite fast) after a few feet I fall over because I have no sense of balance.

At least I kick ass at video games.

Ok when I read the title I thought for a moment about alcamahol, But then soon realized your talking about drinking in general lol.

Nah I don't have that problem but for many years I could not have a drink and not spill it.

It got so bad that I wasn't aloud to take a glass out of the kitchen lol.
I would put it down then reach for it again without looking at it and always knock it over.
Or forget that I had a drink or where it was and knock it over.

But I tend to be fine now, Haven't spilt a drink in over 6 months!



Except for the milk

Anyone here seen Airplane?

Also, I've got a terrible drinking problem.

*Imagines Spacecow typing this while drenched in milkshake*

*spills coffee everywhere laughing*

You guys must have very dysfunctional/underdeveloped motor skills.

Pheonix schrieb:

Anyone here seen Airplane?

Also, I've got a terrible drinking problem.

Lol yeah I was thinking of that as well when I was reading it.

You know I couldn't find any clips of those scenes searching for them on youtube?
Strange... lol.

Rickenbacker schrieb:

You guys must have very dysfunctional/underdeveloped motor skills.

*says the guy who says he can't stand up for too long.

Then this must leave me and warhampster the two most functional members of this board.

Didn't your arm get raped by a knife or something.

actually it got speared by a metal bar from a trailer, but my arm is fully functional again.

Oh my God, I just laughed so hard at EVERYTHING in this.

Then your gonna lol alot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy1LfElFu2U&feature=player_embedded
This kid is also a terrible drinker.

Lol, its soooo cute1 =3