yea i have cadium and i Dl'd a fun frase generator
its spews out random cartman frases
example:
Cartman - Speaking of pounding ass, here come's Stan's little homo dog.
Cartman - Yes (zaps him)!
Cartman - Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman - Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn' Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East.
Cartman - Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
Cartman - Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm Jesus.
Cartman - I'm not fat! I'm festivally plump!
Cartman - I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.
Cartman - yeeeaaahhh kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
Cartman - M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman - Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude.
Cartman - How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Cartman - Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Cartman - Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
Cartman - Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
As u see i have fun when i spam macs on AIM hehe.
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