Foiled.

I figure by now everyone has heard of the two very important deaths in last weekend. I'm kind of surprised that no one has brought it up. We'll, guess what I figured out.

Michael Jackson = Billy Mays.


So Michael Jackson dies on June 25th, 2009, at the age of 50.
Billy Mays dies on June 28th, 2009, at the age of 50, just 3 days later.

I figure--
It's a coverup. Billy Mays actually died on June 25th, because he = Michael Jackson.

The media managed to forget about him for three days to make sure no one would discover what I have just uncovered.

Cool, right?

R.I.P Billy Maize and
Fuck Michael Jackson.

Why fuck the king of pop?

king? more like the absolute low of pop. ok, I liked him before he raped little boys.

Stupid.

Billy Mays isn't really "dead"... he's just evolved to a higher level of being, after completely fulfilling the meaning of life.

Or he was just so stoned that he thought he could fly and managed to throw himself off the G.W.Bridge and disappered to never be found again.....


( I have no clue who Billy Mays is soooo, well i think u understand..)

Billy Mays isn't really considered a celebrity but he is famous for his infomercials/commercials on television for different products such as oxyclean.

KingRaptor14 schrieb:

Ok, I liked him before he raped little boys.

Same here

I think MJ was adorable throughout his entire life. He had the cutest nose when he got older.

Shut up.

jsk1016 schrieb:

Billy Mays isn't really considered a celebrity but he is famous for his infomercials/commercials on television for different products such as oxyclean.

or orange glow. His best, however, was Mighty putty.

My little brother was watching this when I walked in the door this afternoon. I was quite scared.