yet another crazy converstaion on omegle
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Stranger: hi
You: ello
You: O_0
You: squishy eye
You: OMFG U BASTARD U SQUISHED MAI EYE!!!
You: I KILL U!!
!
Stranger: dont worry i gives u a mudkip!!!
You: O_o
You: i shoot it
Stranger: everyone likes mudkips
You: over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
Stranger: u dont like mudkips T_T
Stranger: meenie
You: blam
You: i shot it in the face
Stranger: how about a lolcat
You: i luv lolcat'
You: i sqeeze it and hug it
Stranger: yey
You: till it suffocates
You: xp
Stranger: nooooes
Stranger: i really didnt want to do this but youve left me no choice
Stranger: *breathes in*
You: >=O
Stranger: BOXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMFG!'
You: KILL IT WUTH FIRE!
Stranger: BOXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHH KILLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIITTTT WITTTTHHHH FLAME THROWER!!!!!
You: ITS IS PURE EVIL!
Stranger: over 9000 boxys
You: SO PURE THAT IT WILL DESTROY THE PLANET!!!
You: mexican boxy pwns them all
You: then i grill mexican boxy
Stranger: obama man to the rescue!!!
You: and nuke the grill
You: W00t OBAMA!¨
You: he dies of radiation sickness from my nuke
Stranger: can i save mudkip yes i can
You: no u cant
Stranger: u kannot kill obama man
You: bob the builder makes u into a highway
You: and then m
You: Mcgyver makes a bomb outa a bra and blows up new york
You: and then obama is ALLLLL WTF I KILL U BITCHES
You: and they have a show offf
You: and then batman comes and uses his batarang but McGyver makes it into a bomb too and blows batman to amilion little bits
You: and while obama crys over batman bits on his suit the vaultdweller comes and pickpockets him
You: and puts a nade in his pocket
You: AND THE NU CANT SEE ANY DIFFRENCE BETWEEN BATMAN BITS AND OBAMA BITS
!!!
You: and then the titanic comes to life and kills mygyver by running into him and then sinks in detroit
You: but the transformers come and go all o lala baby and start raping the titanic
You: but that makes sadam go WTF I KILL U!
You: and he jumps on his milkpowerd tricycle and runs them all DOWN!!! HAHAHAJAHAHAHA!
You: and then by some unexplainabel reason the earth explodes
You: probably to make an intergalactic highway
You: anyways thats unimportant
i like my story
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