Well, if nobody is already enlightened, and you can't become enlightened unless you already know the path, then it would be impossible to achieve enlightenment... right?
But wait! Sushi has just discovered that the path to enlightenment is to fuck bitches and get money... therefore, everyone who visits this site will know the path to enlightenment! Yay!
*Begins to hatch world domination plans that involve a master race of enlightened WHMT members*