Holocaust

I think the doomsday clock is still ticking, and i tthink its just a few seconds from midnight...


If you look at the headlines of most newspapers or TV, you see "20 dead in taliban attack" "Instabilities in pakistan worsening" "Militant group overruns government"
I think that the workld as we know it will end, wether through nuclear holocaust, or via natural disaster i cant really say, but i think that within all of our lifetimes the world will be reshaped by disaster.


So on to the less serious, if you survive the holocaust whats yah gonna do!

Nuclear holocaust? Hmm, I think I'll have a son and then sneak into a fallout shelter. Then I'll randomly leave my son and he'll come looking for me, only to see the horrors of post-nuclear America.


Oh wait.

Come on guys. We need to find some sort of off-shore base to house our radical faction of the U.S government, so we'll be perfectly positioned to broadcast our propaganda station into the wasteland. Then we can start taking back old military bases and reunite the good 'ole USA!!!

or we could make the whole world into a snoop gogg theme park!" >=D
BITCHAS FO EVERYONE YO"

Rickenbacker schrieb:

Nuclear holocaust? Hmm, I think I'll have a son and then sneak into a fallout shelter. Then I'll randomly leave my son and he'll come looking for me, only to see the horrors of post-nuclear America.


Oh wait.

can i be youre son

My thought on the Middle East is actually extremely extreme: Nuke and Pave. I know you're all "omg therere kids thar man" but think of it. So much shit goes on there, and nothing we can do can stop it. Islam is a fucked up religion. Don't be like "ISLAM MEENS PEACE." The Qu'ran is a violent book, more than the old and new testaments combined (I'm not defending Christianity, which in my opinion isn't much better). Islam is trapped in the fourteenth century, with extreme radicalism in the most benign of followers. Think about it: If you know the difference between the Sunnis and Shiites, it's worse than the rivalry between Protestants and Catholics. Their disagreement is about the descendants of Mohamad. The Shiites seriously thought one rich guy was Mohamad's son, and the Sunnis thought a different rich guy was Mohamad's son. And this disagreement was in the ninth century or so.

They're still killing each other about it.

My opinion on Islam? Return to sender. Blow it up, and if their fucked up religion happens to be true, they'll all be in heaven, with their 72 virgins (and virgins is actually a mistranslation of "sweet raisins." I'm not kidding).

But it won't work because they've migrated out of the Middle East and would just become more pissed at the western world.


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But as for what I'd do if the world ended? I'd become a nomad and I'd just search for food and old friends from before the apocalypse.

Edit: Sushi I just read your post and you're dumb. The worst thing happening to us is the possibility of a natural ice age (which means I'm not a dumbfuck hippy going SAVE THE WHALES), which takes for-fucking-ever to occur, so we'll be long dead anyways. The only animals that we're endangering are forest animals, which I feel bad for, but people freak out and go "SAVE THE RANDOM SPECIES OF BIRD THAT CAN'T SURVIVE A CHANGING CLIMATE." People like that are stupid because soon we'd be a crowded planet with old, obsolete species that can't survive without special attention.

The only species I'd like to protect are dodos, but they're already dead D:

Paul Supanich schrieb:

The only species I'd like to protect are dodos, but they're already dead D:

Paul, its only natural that you would like to save things you can relate to.

It's because we're in similar situations: No enemies and then all of a sudden with a bunch of enemies for no reason and killed.

Can you please come up with better insults?

You're worse than Hitler! Ni-pah~!

Paul Supanich schrieb:

Can you please come up with better insults?

Can you come up with some more logical reasoning?

you have enemies here for a reason
I wouldn't know if you had enemies anywhere else

Paul Supanich schrieb:

It's because we're in similar situations: No enemies and then all of a sudden with a bunch of enemies for no reason and killed.

Can you please come up with better insults?

I wouldn't say were enemies, I would say we are more just two people who disagree often.

lol

Anyway I won't live to see the holocaust, you might... but you forget New Zealand gets everything on lag.
So you might get it in the next 10-20 years,
But it won't happen in NZ for 50-60 years

I'm 18 and the average NZ life span for a male is around 75,
It is possible that I will live up to it but certain that if I do I will be one of the first to die lol.

Kingraptor14 schrieb:

Paul Supanich schrieb:

Can you please come up with better insults?

Can you come up with some more logical reasoning?

you have enemies here for a reason
I wouldn't know if you had enemies anywhere else

I don't have enemies. You might hate me, but I don't hate you. Your insults are just off and aren't amusing either. I'm trying to help you.

Oaul, i dont hate you. i luv youu

tw were did i go all hippie shit save the whales, i said that we should make everything into bitches....

Hey guys, take a chill pill and have a civil discussion about your fiery eternal hate in PMs please. Oh and kingraptor the dodo thing was just pure burn, high five.

Now that I have the time, here's what I would do in the event of an apocalypse:

NUCLEAR:

Thinking realistically, who would nuke florida (much)? It's possible that I could take advantage of being near a coastline and make a beeline for the least nuked area. Of course I'd have to figure out which way the fallout is blowing, though. If it's blowing out to sea, I'm fucked unless I get underwater fast as hell. Once I get to the desired area, I'll gather all of the supplies I can possibly get. Then make it over to the western side of the country. Once I get to the west coast I'll have to find a large sized boat so I can make the long journey to Hawaii. Once I get there I'm going to get a job and find a place to live.

NATURAL ICE AGE: The first thought would to go to the Equator. It may not be warm (Or even in the positive spectrum of temperature), but it won't be as icy as other places on earth.

GAMMA RAY BURST:
Being close to the Equator, I'd probably be dead in a matter of minutes as every single shred of DNA in my body exploded apart, among other essential things.

2012 HOLY SHIT ITS REAL:
Mock Paul for not being a religionfag, and then proceed to die.

COMMUNIST INVASION:
Comply with the demands of said invaders, then escape the country to an undefined location.

ZOMBIE INVASION:
I think I typed something like this out earlier.

PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS:
PENISR

sushi packs his bags and prepares for the end

Rickenbacker schrieb:

Oh and kingraptor the dodo thing was just pure burn, high five.

I still don't get it. Dodos were killed for no reason by merciless hunters. I don't know how I'd relate to it, and if I did, it wouldn't be a burn.

IS IT CUZ THEYER DUM LOL

Have you guys noticed that the latest awsome topics have been made by me? its like totaly cool.......maybe it has something to do with the end of teh wUURLD!

Yes it has everything to do with it...
But I think we still have plenty of time before the world ends.
Once Kingraptor starts coming up with decent burns on Paul....

well then be worried

Nice plans macs. I'll have to make sure to keep an eye on you during the communist invasion

Skullking schrieb:

Once Kingraptor starts coming up with decent burns on Paul....

well then be worried

Satan will be skating his way to work, pigs will be flying 747's, and I'll be a monkey's uncle that day.

Yup, the four signs of the Apocalypse.

you guys are like the four horsemen.
cool cats.

Paul Supanich schrieb:

Your insults are just off and aren't amusing either. I'm trying to help you.

you're amazingly specific. Also, do you expect my insults to be spot on?
the only thing I know about you is your a "downer", you find amusement, or take pride, I can't tell which, in making dim-witted yet demeaning comments about others.

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'd be better off without your help.

you're*

I take pride in my ability to point out flaws in people in a concise fashion. I don't usually point out people's good points because they'll take pride, get cocky, and then fail.

But I'll try complimenting this time, just for you.

You're talented because you can say some of the most offensive things I've seen without being banned or even reprimanded. I can never get that down. Well, maybe I could if I didn't go around blowing up accounts (though it is extremely fun when people care about post their counts) I could keep on the down-low.

Please teach me. I ask you to teach me because it seems like an art form, the way you weave between disapproval. It's beautiful.