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Odds of falling out of the bed and dying: 1/4745

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od super theta (2:29:49 AM): hello
LS7UltimaGTR (2:30:10 AM): .
LS7UltimaGTR (2:30:13 AM): hey
lod super theta (2:30:34 AM): hey what do oyu do at 2:00 AM?
lod super theta (2:32:13 AM): im sitting and eating all the marshmellows out of the lucky charms for no actual reason
LS7UltimaGTR (2:32:46 AM): lol
LS7UltimaGTR (2:32:53 AM): thats always tasty
LS7UltimaGTR (2:33:01 AM): i usually look at car vids
LS7UltimaGTR (2:33:05 AM): or sleep
lod super theta (2:33:08 AM): and keeps you up till 4 AM
lod super theta (2:33:33 AM): im up till 3:30 or 4:00
lod super theta (2:34:15 AM): And my more modern computer gets too hot (125 farengiht) during the day so im on my oldass iMac G3
lod super theta (2:34:23 AM): nothing to od
lod super theta (2:34:27 AM): do*
LS7UltimaGTR (2:35:01 AM): lol
lod super theta (2:35:41 AM): Hey whats the difference between LOLs and ROFLs.
Sorry im jusod super theta (2:36:10 AM): LOL i ROFL's
lod super theta (2:36:24 AM): kthxbai
LS7UltimaGTR (2:36:38 AM): lol
lod super theta (2:36:55 AM): Sorry for smothering you in my boredom-ness
lod super theta (2:37:10 AM): Oh jesus i need a sperm guard for my keyboard
lod super theta (2:38:29 AM): im super cereal
LS7UltimaGTR (2:38:38 AM): dude
LS7UltimaGTR (2:38:48 AM): god i didnt need to know that
lod super theta (2:38:53 AM): lol
lod super theta (2:39:06 AM): jk
lod super theta (2:39:10 AM): im laughing my ass off
lod super theta (2:42:34 AM): I need to cut the mustard at the Dope-shoe musium
lod super theta (2:43:15 AM): omfg im so fricking bored... i cant even understand myself 0_o
lod super theta (2:43:27 AM): JUST LIKE POT!
lod super theta (2:43:32 AM): HUZZAH!!
LS7UltimaGTR (2:43:32 AM): lolt too bored
lod super theta (3:01:24 AM): hey do you know what the whole point of Lucky Charms dust is?
LS7UltimaGTR (3:01:32 AM): lol
lod super theta (3:01:34 AM): ITS TO SNORT IT!
LS7UltimaGTR (3:01:35 AM): crack?
lod super theta (3:02:02 AM): it just like an acid trip @_@
lod super theta (3:02:24 AM): once i got so bored i was inbed and i couldnd decide to get up and pee or not
lod super theta (3:02:27 AM): or pee in bed
lod super theta (3:02:37 AM): im tryingto waith the pros and cons of it
lod super theta (3:02:47 AM): "itll be warm for a muinite?"
lod super theta (3:02:59 AM): Its a big bed ill jut roll over
lod super theta (3:03:01 AM): lol
LS7UltimaGTR (3:03:40 AM): eww
lod super theta (3:03:45 AM): i
lod super theta (3:03:46 AM): am
lod super theta (3:03:47 AM): so
lod super theta (3:03:49 AM): *******
lod super theta (3:03:50 AM): bored
lod super theta (3:03:51 AM): i
lod super theta (3:03:53 AM): could
lod super theta (3:04:05 AM): knock myself unctoncious just for the thrill
LS7UltimaGTR (3:04:10 AM): lol

please note this is extremely long but its funny as hell!

lod super theta (1:26:47 AM): im here and im... here
lod super theta (1:26:54 AM): on my G3
nd4spd95 (1:26:56 AM): YAY
lod super theta (1:26:58 AM): again
nd4spd95 (1:27:05 AM): why'd u say u were going?
nd4spd95 (1:27:13 AM): and why are u always on ur g3?
lod super theta (1:27:16 AM): >.< the overheat sound on my G5 is unbearable
lod super theta (1:27:25 AM): BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!
lod super theta (1:27:33 AM): for like 10 mins then it shorts out
nd4spd95 (1:27:36 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:27:45 AM): I had to turn it off lol
nd4spd95 (1:27:51 AM): overhead sound?
lod super theta (1:27:53 AM): or my head would explsode
lod super theta (1:27:56 AM): ya
lod super theta (1:27:59 AM): i modded it
nd4spd95 (1:28:04 AM): LOL
nd4spd95 (1:28:10 AM): why? and what did u do to it?
lod super theta (1:28:19 AM): becasue my last G5 oevrheated, cost me 5 thousand moolah
lod super theta (1:28:35 AM): and yes
nd4spd95 (1:28:43 AM): why 5000???
lod super theta (1:29:02 AM): I got down and dirty witha soldiering knife and a small speaker + some transistors
lod super theta (1:29:09 AM): 5000...
lod super theta (1:29:26 AM): well, lets just say always keep a fire extinguisher handy
nd4spd95 (1:29:31 AM): lol
nd4spd95 (1:29:35 AM): but why 5000???
nd4spd95 (1:29:40 AM): in fire damage?
lod super theta (1:29:49 AM): New desk, fire damage to te wall. and a new comp
nd4spd95 (1:29:55 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:29:56 AM): the new cop was 3000
lod super theta (1:30:03 AM): comp*
lod super theta (1:30:17 AM): 2000 in fire damage, heh
lod super theta (1:30:50 AM): I gotta tell ya computer fires are Hard to put out
lod super theta (1:31:01 AM): burned for 30 mins
nd4spd95 (1:31:01 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:31:40 AM): oooh my.... brb >.>
nd4spd95 (1:31:50 AM): ok
lod super theta (1:32:40 AM): dude, look at Tycho's profile at WHMT
nd4spd95 (1:32:50 AM): ok
nd4spd95 (1:32:56 AM): brb
lod super theta (1:33:39 AM):It shows the exact locatin of him on my G5
nd4spd95 (1:33:43 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:33:58 AM): WHEN DID HE LEARN... what si that french?
nd4spd95 (1:33:58 AM): BRB
lod super theta (1:34:11 AM): looks like french
lod super theta (1:34:14 AM): or greek
lod super theta (1:34:17 AM): >.>
nd4spd95 (1:35:41 AM): back
nd4spd95 (1:35:52 AM): same thing happened to this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IINPEpCfyig
lod super theta (1:36:00 AM): cant watch it
lod super theta (1:36:05 AM): old crappy ass G3
nd4spd95 (1:36:10 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:36:18 AM): old flash/java -_-
lod super theta (1:36:22 AM): SHITFUCK
nd4spd95 (1:36:38 AM): he's sitting there and all the sudden his computer bursts into flames
nd4spd95 (1:36:45 AM): it's hillarious
lod super theta (1:36:46 AM): LOLZZZZZ!!!!
lod super theta (1:36:49 AM): why?
nd4spd95 (1:37:00 AM): the reaction on his face
lod super theta (1:37:06 AM): ;p
nd4spd95 (1:37:20 AM): he's describing his computer and then WHAM! WHOOSH! AAAHHHH!!!!
lod super theta (1:37:32 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:38:22 AM): oh my, i have 929 posts at WHMT ;O
lod super theta (1:38:28 AM): mehehe
nd4spd95 (1:38:28 AM): OMG
lod super theta (1:38:46 AM): lawl
lod super theta (1:38:51 AM): near 1000 posts
lod super theta (1:39:02 AM): I should get an award lol
nd4spd95 (1:39:25 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:39:59 AM): Hey do yo think its wierd when Noobs end every thing with z's and lolz.
lod super theta (1:40:16 AM): like :heyz niggaz ommaz aweosmez lolz!!!!!"
nd4spd95 (1:40:21 AM): i know
nd4spd95 (1:40:23 AM): lolz
lod super theta (1:40:24 AM): lol
nd4spd95 (1:40:25 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:40:28 AM): LOLOLOLOLOL!
lod super theta (1:40:32 AM): LOLLLLLLLLZl
lod super theta (1:40:33 AM): lolol
lod super theta (1:40:34 AM): L
lod super theta (1:40:35 AM): oL
lod super theta (1:40:36 AM): ol
lod super theta (1:40:36 AM): o
nd4spd95 (1:40:36 AM): lolz is an exception
lod super theta (1:40:37 AM): lo
lod super theta (1:40:39 AM): lololololololololololol
lod super theta (1:40:40 AM): olololo
lod super theta (1:40:41 AM): lololol
lod super theta (1:40:52 AM): hehehe
nd4spd95 (1:40:55 AM): dude, get on ur G5 and watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IINPEpCfyig
lod super theta (1:41:00 AM): I cannot
nd4spd95 (1:41:06 AM): i don't care how much u dont wanna
nd4spd95 (1:41:16 AM): I mean this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgR_oIWzEo...ted&search=
lod super theta (1:41:17 AM): its like, near 200 degrees farenhight in there
nd4spd95 (1:41:22 AM): O_O
lod super theta (1:41:33 AM): its on 14 hours of the day
nd4spd95 (1:41:49 AM): I know! I'll take a video of the video and send it to you!
lod super theta (1:41:56 AM): >.<
nd4spd95 (1:41:56 AM): in .mp4 or .mov format!
lod super theta (1:42:00 AM): what format
lod super theta (1:42:04 AM): .mov
nd4spd95 (1:42:06 AM): ok
nd4spd95 (1:42:08 AM): just a sec
lod super theta (1:42:12 AM): i dont think i can see .mp4
nd4spd95 (1:44:43 AM): omg.... 108MB?!?
lod super theta (1:44:50 AM): wtfwtfwtf
lod super theta (1:44:57 AM): that will take 4 evers
nd4spd95 (1:45:14 AM): lemme do it again
lod super theta (1:45:18 AM): OH SNAP
lod super theta (1:45:27 AM): GAAH SYSTEM FREEEZE
nd4spd95 (1:45:34 AM): smeesh
lod super theta (1:45:38 AM): im frozen dammit
lod super theta (1:45:42 AM): what do i doz
lod super theta (1:45:47 AM): >.<
nd4spd95 (1:45:48 AM): shut the comp off
lod super theta (1:45:51 AM): y
nd4spd95 (1:45:51 AM): lol
nd4spd95 (1:45:55 AM): cuz ur frozen!
lod super theta (1:46:02 AM): ITS A ******* MAC YOU INBUSILE!
nd4spd95 (1:46:13 AM): so?!?
nd4spd95 (1:46:19 AM): there's a power button..
lod super theta (1:46:23 AM): MACS DONT DO DAT
nd4spd95 (1:46:29 AM): mine does :-)
lod super theta (1:46:35 AM): and my iMacs button is stuck
lod super theta (1:46:39 AM): read about it
nd4spd95 (1:46:42 AM): unplug it
lod super theta (1:46:46 AM): its a defect in all G3 iMacs
lod super theta (1:46:51 AM): I ANT SO TAHT!
lod super theta (1:46:58 AM): i will lose valuable info!
lod super theta (1:47:00 AM): omg
nd4spd95 (1:47:01 AM): wait... how r u talkin to me then if ur frosen?
nd4spd95 (1:47:04 AM): no u wont
nd4spd95 (1:47:07 AM): i dont think....
lod super theta (1:47:12 AM): JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST
lod super theta (1:47:22 AM): I unpluged my mouse by mistake...
lod super theta (1:47:27 AM): false alarm XD
nd4spd95 (1:47:27 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:47:41 AM): Hardware overview
Machine ID: 406
Model name: iMac
Keyboard type: Apple USB Keyboard
Processor info: PowerPC G3
Machine speed: 400 MHz
Nanokernel version: 2.27
Nanokernel pool extends: 11
Nanokernel scheduled CPUs:1
uni-n: 3

nd4spd95 (1:47:42 AM): wait, make NO sound
lod super theta (1:47:48 AM): y
nd4spd95 (1:47:48 AM): ok?
lod super theta (1:47:53 AM): wtf
nd4spd95 (1:47:53 AM): just dont
lod super theta (1:47:54 AM): y
nd4spd95 (1:47:56 AM): I'm makin a vid
lod super theta (1:48:00 AM): k
nd4spd95 (1:48:00 AM): and there's sound
lod super theta (1:48:03 AM): k
nd4spd95 (1:48:04 AM): shhhh
lod super theta (1:48:05 AM): k
nd4spd95 (1:51:30 AM): brb
lod super theta (1:51:34 AM): k
nd4spd95 (1:51:52 AM): wtv, sound doesn't work, I'll just give ya the vid
lod super theta (1:51:57 AM): k
lod super theta (1:52:07 AM): k
lod super theta (1:52:08 AM): k
lod super theta (1:52:10 AM): k
lod super theta (1:52:12 AM): KAY
nd4spd95 (1:52:24 AM): dat font is weird
nd4spd95 (1:52:34 AM): OMG
lod super theta (1:52:37 AM): dood one hour and 20 mins
nd4spd95 (1:52:40 AM): 153MB??!?!
nd4spd95 (1:52:50 AM): god
nd4spd95 (1:52:52 AM): hold on
lod super theta (1:53:02 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:53:08 AM): i dont need it
lod super theta (1:53:19 AM): ill just wait till tomorrow
nd4spd95 (1:53:21 AM): no
nd4spd95 (1:53:23 AM): it's SOOO
nd4spd95 (1:53:24 AM): funy
lod super theta (1:53:41 AM): http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?t...74&tstart=0
lod super theta (1:53:47 AM): my iMac is buggy
lod super theta (1:53:55 AM): DVD will not play!
lod super theta (1:54:01 AM): >_<
nd4spd95 (1:54:03 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:54:13 AM): lol?
lod super theta (1:54:20 AM): its just plain annoying
lod super theta (1:54:52 AM): ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
lod super theta (1:55:04 AM): ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!ANNOYING... LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
lod super theta (1:55:13 AM): LOLSPAM
nd4spd95 (1:55:20 AM): shhh
lod super theta (1:55:22 AM): LOL GIANT TEXT
lod super theta (1:55:25 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:55:26 AM): LOL
lod super theta (1:55:30 AM): LOLLLLLLZ
nd4spd95 (1:55:32 AM): making vid, shut up
lod super theta (1:55:37 AM): XD
nd4spd95 (1:56:31 AM): ok, done
lod super theta (1:56:35 AM): lol
nd4spd95 (1:56:36 AM): it's processing
lod super theta (1:56:45 AM): pwned by giant text ****
nd4spd95 (1:56:45 AM): dood, funniest video EVER
lod super theta (1:56:55 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:56:57 AM): k
lod super theta (1:57:37 AM): :O
lod super theta (1:57:45 AM): where did my giant text go
nd4spd95 (1:57:51 AM): lol
lod super theta (1:57:58 AM): HERE IT IZZ!!!!!!!!!!
nd4spd95 (1:58:08 AM): awww
lod super theta (1:58:20 AM): --> LOLLLLLASZLAVIALLLLXZZZZZZ!!!
lod super theta (1:58:28 AM): YES
lod super theta (1:58:36 AM): wait... no
nd4spd95 (1:58:41 AM): ?
lod super theta (1:58:44 AM): lolwut
lod super theta (1:59:06 AM): this is retarded, you are retarded. THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED BLUAAAAAAGH!!!!
lod super theta (1:59:36 AM): ow im bored again
lod super theta (2:00:09 AM): lalala
lod super theta (2:00:16 AM): Hey do you play marathon?
nd4spd95 (2:00:19 AM): yes
nd4spd95 (2:00:23 AM): we've played b4
nd4spd95 (2:00:29 AM): but dude, it's not called marathon
lod super theta (2:00:32 AM): JOIN PF'HORUMS!!!!
nd4spd95 (2:00:36 AM): it's called Lag-a-thon
lod super theta (2:00:39 AM): lol
nd4spd95 (2:00:52 AM): the single laggiest game eva
lod super theta (2:01:01 AM): http://www.pfhorums.com/ join join join
lod super theta (2:01:06 AM): NOWZ
nd4spd95 (2:01:14 AM): smeesh
lod super theta (2:01:20 AM): whats smeesh
lod super theta (2:01:29 AM): sounds disgusting
lod super theta (2:02:17 AM): im posting this at pfhorums just for the hilaria-izm, er sumthing
lod super theta (2:02:46 AM): Becasue im funny, and martha stuart is not
lod super theta (2:02:55 AM): ILL GET YOU MARTHA!!!!!
nd4spd95 (2:03:01 AM): what?
nd4spd95 (2:03:04 AM): omg dude
nd4spd95 (2:03:12 AM): my friend was just on the news
lod super theta (2:03:14 AM): awesome Apple pie recapie my ass
lod super theta (2:03:20 AM): LOLWUT
lod super theta (2:03:26 AM): what about
nd4spd95 (2:03:30 AM): my friend was just on the news
lod super theta (2:03:34 AM): baout
nd4spd95 (2:03:56 AM): did u hear about those 2 whales in benicha?
lod super theta (2:04:00 AM): nope
lod super theta (2:04:04 AM): what about it
nd4spd95 (2:04:24 AM): well, there were 2 whales that got stuck in the sacremento river
nd4spd95 (2:04:29 AM): no stuck, but like IN the river
nd4spd95 (2:04:38 AM): and my friend got interviewed about it
lod super theta (2:04:41 AM): lol
lod super theta (2:04:43 AM): kk
nd4spd95 (2:05:02 AM): also, this guy that I knew got shot in the head
lod super theta (2:05:06 AM): uh the .mov will not play, too new, and the comp is deom 1999
nd4spd95 (2:05:06 AM): no jk
nd4spd95 (2:05:11 AM): NOOO!!!!
lod super theta (2:05:17 AM): the comp is from 1999
lod super theta (2:05:21 AM): >.>
nd4spd95 (2:05:25 AM): IT HAS TO PLAY!!!!!
nd4spd95 (2:05:27 AM): NOO!!!!!!
lod super theta (2:05:28 AM): it wont
nd4spd95 (2:05:34 AM): AOGIENAOINFAOIWEN
nd4spd95 (2:05:35 AM): ANWEOIGANWE
nd4spd95 (2:05:35 AM): FANWOIGNUOMNF
nd4spd95 (2:05:36 AM): KAWNMEFAOI0WNEF
nd4spd95 (2:05:37 AM): AKN FOKA W
nd4spd95 (2:05:37 AM): EKFMAPKWE FA
nd4spd95 (2:05:38 AM): OWEINFJ
nd4spd95 (2:05:39 AM): PWKENFAIOPWEFN
nd4spd95 (2:05:39 AM): PAENIFONN
nd4spd95 (2:05:40 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lod super theta (2:05:45 AM): it says: cannoi CRASHING STIP!
lod super theta (2:05:49 AM): dammit
lod super theta (2:05:56 AM): you are making the comp slow
lod super theta (2:06:00 AM): its old
nd4spd95 (2:06:07 AM): gahh...
nd4spd95 (2:06:12 AM): why can't it play!?!?
nd4spd95 (2:06:17 AM): awwwww
lod super theta (2:06:20 AM): IT SAYS: cannot play the specified movie file, reason: old ass softwares
nd4spd95 (2:06:24 AM): it's the funniest video even
nd4spd95 (2:06:27 AM): ever*
nd4spd95 (2:06:38 AM): what can it play then?
lod super theta (2:06:43 AM): ill watch it tomorrow, when my comp ist almost 200 farenhight
nd4spd95 (2:06:50 AM): lol
nd4spd95 (2:07:49 AM): brb
lod super theta (2:07:50 AM): this chat is o holarious

Wtf?!?!?!

lol funny?