Hey, You - Yeah, You

Who are you, and why are you lurking this godforsaken corner of the internet?

Are you collecting data? Hey. Stop that.

Are you stalking a particular user? Let's talk about it in this thread. He doesn't have to know.

Are you an existing user who only logs in once in a blue moon? I suspect this may be the case.

Do you not have an account? Make one and we can talk about it in this thread. If you're having trouble making one, then shoot me a PM and I'll try to sort things out. Your silent pleas have not fallen on deaf ears, friends. This is a warm and supportive community boasting a measly fifty-percent expulsion rate.

EDIT: In case it wasn't obvious enough, this is addressed to the Guests.

Every so often I log the IP's of guests and see how often they view the site, it would be nice to know who they are.

...you caught me.
P.S. looking forward to my sweet 'tine tomorrow, spacecow.

^ This is way too funny.

It's both creepy and gratifying that there are people lurking here...

Yes but who are our silent observers?