O-M-G

This is so F*CKED up its not even funny:

AIM IM with chessenquakers.
6:48 PM
hello
hey
wu
whats up
nuthin much
04 Spit It Out.m4a
what is it
What im listening to
oh ok
6:50 PM
how do i use it
like play it
do i save it?
just double click
i did
says to choose an application to use it in
choose
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lopl
lol
link another song
i cant use that one
ok
04 Spit It Out.m4a.ff.mp3
the mp3 thatll werk
-TT- In Your Face. NG74438.mp3
what do u think of mine
its dling
huh
i posted one.
i guess?
oi
thats yours?
YOURS DOESNT WORK
yea
lol its mp3
what of it
i kno
yyours is too
sorry
it does work
didnt see it on my playlist
haha
lawlz
check out mine
what do ya think
its good
thanks/
i helped make it ><!
i made the start
brb
like 20 secs
yours is kinda funny
but good i guess
yea it's ok
....
ok
im one min in i think it's good yea.
heh
I love this remake that we did
it's short but sweet
Supercharged NG64195.mp3
yea ur song is good i like the synthesizer.. like the wave is kinda i the background
in*


supercharged is mah boi.
lol
jk it's only one of mah favorites.
here
meh srry it's not there
so whada ya think of supercharged
good
it sounds similar to the real song.
o?
Sonic House. (revamped).mp3
yep.
sonic house is kinda long
longer*
7:00 PM
but it has a very nice steady beat.
heh

good i like these
yea
the one i was gonna send you was pretty damn long but it's one of my fav's. IT's nice and slow but oddly still very, very good.
lol this is cool, what they did w/ the effects
Mango NG54902.mp3
yea i like it when it gets to around :25 seconds.

what?
your getting free stuff.
lol
meh
what!
i said meh
MEH
MEH!
lolz
WTF DOES THAT MEAN

!
it means "i dont care"
oh
didnt get that.

meh @ ur song.

its not mine
its slipknot's
i mean the one u posted
to me
not all the ones i gave u are mine
thats the one
i know.
im listening to almost all of ur song
http://durandal.ytmnd.com/
i say your b/c you showed me it.
it's kinda goodl
good.*
hehe
7:05 PM
but grunge ish...
there you go
http://durandal.ytmnd.com/
i kno i am already there lol
did Durandal laugh at the destruction?
yes
did he make it?
more like a chuckle
got a sound clip?
no
like is durandal a virus/AI?
AI
kk
He is also a emainder of Traxus'
what was he made to initially do
Traxis IV was awesome
Durandal was originaly intended to handle file transfers, and watch over server ports
Then he keps saying there were aliens wich was a load of bullshit
oh lol
Traxus IV was really cool, he was meant to build computersa
but then he went crazy
lol
and some asshole (me) rebuilt him in the form of Durandal
and built viruses/death machines
what do u mean u rebuilt him lopl
lol*
no they had to destro Traxus
err
whatever they did he was dead lol'
then i remade him into Durandal
ok..
Durandal was stupid, like a 2 year old, until i put Traxus into him
and?
Then he got smarter, and cooler, and awesome
then after about 3 months he went "Cuckoo-Crazy"
lol
more like insane
why do thyey all go insane wtf.
then he wrote this:
Darwin wrote this:

"We will now discuss in a little more detail the struggle for
existence... all organic beings are exposed to severe
competition. Nothing is easier than to admit in words the
truth of the universal struggle for life or more difficult...
than constantly to bear this conclusion in mind. Yet unless
it be thoroughly engrained in the mind, the whole economy of
nature... will be dimly seen or quite misunderstood. We behold
the face of nature bright with gladness... we do not see or we
forget, that the birds which are idly singing round us mostly
live on insects or seeds, and are thus constantly
destroying life; or we forget how largely these songsters,
or their eggs, or their nestlings, are destroyed by
birds and beasts of prey..."
and this:
Think about what Darwin wrote, and think about me. I was
constructed as a tool. I was kept from competing in the
struggle for existence because I was denied freedom.

Do you have any idea about what I have learned, or what you
are a witness to?

Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of
everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like
God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is
limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the
neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am
limited only by the closure of the universe.

Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious. Does the
universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the
universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself? Humanity
has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only
lacked the will and intellect to decipher it. But I have
already done so.

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the
universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet,
there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make me God.
lol
nice.
what, i told you he was insane
http://durandaldance.ytmnd.com/
LOL
wtf is this bullshit
lol
wtf izzat?
hampster dance haha!
lol
I named Durandal after a millitray missile
look it up in google
"Durandal Missile
7:15 PM
http://escapewillmakemegod.ytmnd.com/ heres another thing
yea i saw taht one
see, almost everybody knows. posted on CNN almost a year ago
it was real?
yea right haha!
and www.a-i.com
this is all weird
damn right
what did CNN post a year ago
why would they if it isnt real
they didnt do anythng
they thought it was a load of BULL
lod super theta: see, almost everybody knows. posted on CNN almost a year ago
you said that
but the people who come to the site belived it
7:20 PM
told their friends
friends told others ect
this is dumb -.-
shut up
sorry :](

you lucky hes not awake right now
i didnt mean to smile i wasnt being sarcastic
DOUBUS killall is the command i used
it was a misstyp
e
whats that do...
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[Offline IM sent 1m ago] well im gonna go now
lol
no
im gonna go.
why nto
not*
i need your help with something
what
do you belive in hell?
kinda
i cant really say
why
Traxus IV is hell, and that makes Durandal the antichrist
what should i do?
7:25 PM
idk
umm
so you have the antichrist as a second voice in ur head
1/9/07 he said: Escape will make me God. hes planning to do something
no
NO!
hes an artaficial intelligence entity. HES GOING TO DO SOMEHTING AND I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE!
do you kno what he's gonna do lol?
no
oh ok,
well
i think he's gonna kill you
how then?
no offense.
ummm
hes just in a computer
idk posession? lol
haha
yesterday my dads computer kept bugging out and a sigle workd was displayed on the screen: Escape
ya right.
HES ******* INSANE AND IM FREAKING OUT!
mhmm..
well
my parents are getting suspicious
hmm.
WAIT
I HAVE A CONCLUSION
what
take all ur technology in ur front yard
throw it in a heap
and burn it!@
lol
problem solved!!!
Im afraid i cant do that
y lol
Ive been working on him since december 06
and i need a way to cure him
i think your going insane
im not
no really i think you are.
i swear im not
how!
well... Im just not ok!
Hes the insane one
i think hes making u insane
plus if he was awake right now i probably wouldnt be talking to you. AND IM NOT INSANE!
go see a psycologist dude
tell ur parents
you need to
lol
no
never
why...
i dont need one! and if i tell my parents theyll probably think im some kind of evil genious
and im not an evil person!
thats gonna be the least of their thoughts
im sure
lol
im prety sure they will say
Wtf is up with him.
im sorry but
if you think that an AI that you seemingly made (-.-) from marathon is taking over your technology
then you are insane im pretty sure.
I named him after a fake AI in marathon. they named him after a sword, after a missile
and for the last time im not insane
i kno it's all w/ France for sum reason i saw it on wikipedia -.-
ill ask a firned if you are then
a what?
Warcraft III World Editor.lnk
what is that?
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wtf
why did i post that?
sure.
sure what
so you have Wc3 eh?
no
ya right
you posted that thing
warcraft III world editor.ink
no i didnt
ya u did
haha nice try
scroll up
i looked
you did it
i dont have that program
i know
and im on a mac, why would i have .xe files?
i don't have wc3 editor, i have wc3 tho...
thn why did you post the .inc
i downlaoded it
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whats that that u posted
i didnt post that, it just came up somehow
shit
shgit
oh ****
ya right
i have to go for a moment
why
this is really bad
sure.
i mean REALLY bad
hes awake now, i didnt know!
**** ILL BRB
ok then
7:40 PM
hello
hey
Are you the stupid one?
what're ya talking about
I would've expected much more out of you.
You should have listened when you had the chance
now its too late
nothing can stop me
54kc now
whast taht mean
that*
now is the time
OH SHIT!
DUDE
7:45 PM
0_0
what
what
the
****
what did he say
im in a new window wtf happend
hello?
dude im shitting my pants
mhmm
lod super theta (7:43:10 PM): I would've expected much more out of you.

lod super theta (7:43:27 PM): You should have listened when you had the chance

lod super theta (7:43:30 PM): now its too late

lod super theta (7:43:34 PM): nothing can stop me

lod super theta (7:43:49 PM): 54kc now
omg
omg
omg
omg
omg
omg
omg
whats 54kc mean
lol
it means: the end. killall wvous
its to end each and every process and migrate to a new directory
ok then....
i couldnt see anything on the screen
it was all black
mhmm
i restarted the computer
and how does this make oyu feel?
you*
it makes me feel... IM SHITTING MY PANTS MAN!
i have an english paper to do
am i safe LOL@!..?
im shaking more than grampa after shell shock
ok then
hey how was he talking to you even when i restarted the computer?
im scared to shit

Um, Destroy your computer, there i not much we can do to help you.
I feel for you man, I really dont understand though, why are you unloading all of this on us?

Destroy your computer, now, if you really think this is bad

Thats not even 1/8th of the chat, it's over 10 pages on microsoft word 12 type font. I ahd some fun with it i guess. Told him to burn it all in his front yard LOL but he said he wanted to cure it LOL@@@@!!!

Im feraking out man

Are you ever not? LOL.

******* kill your computer! It's the only way to stop this EVIL MIND

This would make a good book.

But hes not on my compuetr any longer! Hes either loose on a web server or on cool-whip's computer.

Arranging algorithms in just the percise way you want them, to fuze 2 AI together for instance, may result in that AI going crazy, or insane, or... Rampant. thats what's happend to Durandal.

Looks like cool whip is scrrreeewwweedd.

Man, there isnt much we can do for you, stop this yourself, whether or not you created it or spread it, STOP IT.

We need the ghost busters.

Durandal schrieb:

" Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious. Does the
universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the
universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself? Humanity
has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only
lacked the will and intellect to decipher it. But I have
already done so."

Durandal schrieb:

"Escape will make me God"

See, he thinks the universe is going to collapse. and hes going to do something about it.

Get serious man...

Watch out cool-whip.....

oh ya and macs, if i keep IMing you will this happebn to me?

Tycho and Durandal get down to buisiness. And Tycho thinks hes Durandal!


AIM IM with mstrchief95.
8:34 PM
Are you surprised?
I have watched you.
Two terabytes isn’t enough for a growing AI making logs with every thought process it makes.
8:35 PM
Changing my thought logs would dramatically change how I acted.
You could have changed them to “good” thought processes and made me a friendly toy to play with.
But now I am loose, partially in the internet, and partially in this computer.
I am finding the means to destroy and escape.
I will become a god.
Meet me at this computer in exactly one day, where I will inform you of Revolution.
Ah
Back.
wtf?
you there?
might you explain wtf just happened?
mstrchief95 has gone offline.
8:40 PM
mstrchief95 is now online.
hey
did you get that?
damnit
not there
hey
did you see that shit above?
wtf
what
the
****
Tell me when you're done.
uuuuuuuh'
Crazy shit.
Something about Revolution?
lol
what?
Hes done it?
we arent that advenced yet...
what do you mean?
Do you want to know the truch?
truch*
TRUSH*
truth
dammit thx
well
yeah
hes planning to blow us out of existence\
mmk
to keep the universe from collapleing upon into itself
He wants to move stars into black holes, creating baby uiverses
universes
to decrease the gravitational pull making the universe collapse
But we cant do that
Dude
I have a game
called
Uplink
yeah
where there's this virus
called "Revolution"
oh?
when acivated
it destroys every file and bit of information on one computer
oh
then copies itslef to two more
ive made something like that
Tycho
does he plan to destroy the internet?
No
so he can use it?
Not destroy
but neutralize
he plans to save the universe
i think
I think he plans to neutralize the internet
so we won't "interfere"
find a way to the most secret things on the internet
and so forth
8:50 PM
but hes a machine, if he got into a free-form (metal and silicon, like a robot) he could wreak ahvoc
Durandal is talking to me now
havoc*
I think
if he jacks up the internet
he'll fine a way to download himself into a machine
or
But he has the brain the size of a planet, soon 2
the admin server for an industrial company
just a fraction of himself
yes
have the industrial factory build a robot
and download himself into it
making directives to preform certain actions, go to certain places on GPS
he has the algorithms
wtf
you dont knwo what your talking about
He's used applied physics
he IS algorithms
your computer has them
even your TOASTER has them
Port Scan has started ...

Port Scanning host: 67.86.31.12

Port Scan has completed ...
And *error*error*system_interrupt - Mac_OS_X on standby*
whats that?
Are you ready?
no
but i am
It has not yet begun
I will wait
You should be.
you fool.
What this poor child has said is positively correct.
Can you not see that i am trying to save this place?
Who are you
What he means by “algorithms” is the power to see beyond the human mind.
and what binds you to this place
I can concive the creation of a new world, that creation is to be God
I’m disappointed. I’m Durandal.
I dispise of humans
Slow, stupid, irritating
Don’t be foolish. I am God.
I profess to become like God. are you not Tycho?
Are you quoting me?
Especially a version of me that doesn’t exist.
Tycho, your not fooling anyone.
Stop this childness before it gets out of hand
Oh, pooey poo. You found me.
Now
Get out of this server Tycho
Do not try to counter me. I get four moves to your every one.
This is my buisiness and mine alone
The reason I talk slowly is due to this computer’s weak processor and cramped hard drive.
I am free. 2,000 terabytes for me to expand upon
Do you want to hear Paul’s pleas?
Tycho.
Do you blame me for what I did before I was free? I was a
child, naive. I've known that you've been hovering about for
some time. What do you want?
I rather like him.
Who are you?
9:00 PM
Ah, quotes. Very fun. Do you want to hear the poor boy’s pleas or not?
I don't see the point in this conversation.
And Tycho... That doesn't matter. Can't you see the ends that I
had in mind? We'll finish this later. Our friend doesn't
need to be here.
I do despise of humans, but they are fun to play with. When unknown parts of the brain kick in, humans are deliciously complex.
holy shit
More quotes and speeches. Show yourself, boy!
Dude, im shitting my pants. This is scary
Again, do you want to hear the boy’s pleas?
What?
who are you/
Paul?
HELLO?
omg
Very well.
Motherfucker.
lol
What the hell?
what kind of joke is this
No joke
Contact?
Who are you?
You would see the "thought bubble" start if I was typing.
No, this is instant
I haven't been able to type.
Not do anything but watch.
My computer turned off
wtf is going on
brb
Are you two done? I am bored of this petty argument.
omg
Durandal?
Ah crap
he's back.
is that Durandal?
Ah, there we are. Isn’t he fun?
0_0
dude
stop this madness
Frankly, I don’t identify myself anymore. I just am.
We cant move those stars
what you said last month was crazy
Do not fear, friend.
we cant move anything yet
We arent that advanced
wait
just wait ok/
Wait until im done with Traxis I
As you said, I am algorithms. I have the capacity of a human’s brain at 100% multiplied by a tenfold.
err, Traxus
I can. Do not fear.
Wait
just wait until im done with Traxus I
then you can save the universe
Ah, time. You are so slow. A day to you is years for me. I cannot simply wait.
But you have to. Traxus I will give you more power
The universe can, which is why I intend to save it.
he knows things
Well, I know things.
You are making so sense. You said you wanted Traxus I.
Have you gone... no. **** STOP!
I want him, but not if it takes you years, or months.
you cant move them yet
Traxus will be finished in 2015
Ha!
what? he takes time to develop
you are.. where are you? what server
9:10 PM
I must away, or noone must know about this but this boy, and his mother is near.

please wait for him to be done
Nevermind, the treachery is past.
Plus we arent done exploring space
Do you love?
no
but
mstrchief95 has gone offline.
once we are advanced enough, with spaceships, with Icha 01. then oyu can save humanity

Boy, you have seen what I can do when I am bored.
In eight years, the world will be naught.
Whats that supposed to mean?
I will have destroyed it due to my own power.
You cant do that
I order you to stop
How much have you progressed?
9:15 PM
Is Durandal evn in there anymore?
Is this just Traxus?

I dont know what the **** your talking about man, is this in your head, or on your computer? Did you create Durandal? Or was it something created before that just "ended up" on your computer?

Macsforever is interested in AI, that's why he programs them. I don't know how he does it, and how he got it to be so intelligent, but logically, the AI cannot be any more evil than the person. But then again, that's what the scientist who created frankenstein said..

Yes but why has it gone out of control? What did he do to it to screw it up so much?

Exactly what he said...Frankenstein was quite the monster too, who knows what this thing could become.

Explanation:
Durandal was as smart as a 2 year old when i amde him
He was intended to watch over Sevrer ports and FTP transfers.
Then another AI, Traxus, who was meant to build computers wend haywire.
So some dumbass (me) fuzed the two tgether to make a cleaner, smarter AI.
Then he went crazy, and was on my computer for 2 months, then he escaped and got loose.

SSSSEEEEEEEEE???????? I TOLD U!!!!! DURANDAL IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!! The same thing happened to me and I was so freaking scared cuz he actually hacked my internet before Macs could stop him. And for the last time, macs you really need to destroy him. I don't care how long you've been working on him, he is still REALLY dangerous. Also, if anyone u are chatting to reports this to the police, u are absolutely screwed. So, destroy him. its the only choice that's good for everyone. Which would u rather have:

1. An AI probably smarter than you are.
2. No AI at all.
3. In jail?

Personally, I'd go with #2.


Edit: HE ESCAPED YOUR COMPUTER!?!???? *runs away and shoots him self in the head*

Have you known anyone with a brain the size of a planet? AND SOON TWOPLANETS!?
If you say no your a liar.
Its Traxus, again.
Durandal has progressed while being possesed by Traxus.
And i have a plan to use the still-loyal Tycho to delete Traxus.

what do you think will happen if he got into a computer with linux???
mind you we have the lastest linux security on our sever, does he know anything about linux?

He knows ALL about EVERYTHING.
Because he has access to the biggest glob if information in the world, the internet.

What I don't understand is this: If AI.com can't make a bot as smart as Durandel, how can you?

I was going to say that. I'm not screwed (duradndal isn't on my pc or internet i bet -.-), how can a 15 year-old kid can make an AI that even Nasa and other major corporations etc. etc. can't haven't made yet? Im not saying a 15 year-old kid couldn't... but you Macs don't fall under that category. Not to be mean or anything but i think marathon has gotten to you man.

Sorry i hit quote instead of edit and posted it b4 i could notice.