I've got a riddle for ya' laddys

Heres a little riddle for ya

So a woman shoots her husband, dunks him under water for several minutes, than hangs him.
Later that evening, the woman and her husband went out to dinner.

The man she shot was her real husband. So was the man she went to dinner with. How is this possible

Was a gun involved?

idk just make some guesses
FINE: No gun was involved

.....They were making a movie. Didn't actually die.

She has two husbands? or he is immortal? or he didn't die because he was shot in the foot, dunked in a dunk tank and hung on a monkey bar.

ROFLOLSING

no, no, no and no

.....They cloned him... lol

******* christ on a crutch

here is the answer


She took a picture of him.
Shoot = camera
Holding underwater = Development
Hanging = drying

Ok... if you made that up yourself then shame on you. You said the same man she took to dinner. Not a photo lol. -.-


Ok here is a good one....

I made this one up.. no joke.

I come in many different sizes. By some i get hit, but all have shown fear, i'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, yet still one. I'm as slow as a snail, yet in some cases you can't outrun me.

What am I?



or a really easy one..

I can be heard, i'm usually hated, and another of me usually follows after the first.

What am I?

A deaf girl with a chainsaw that has an 8 minute cool down on her speed tomes. (the first one)

New Rule: Person who gets it right, gets to make new riddle.

Look at you making rules in my thread, silly Ahr

chainsaw girl = wrong... lol

THINK!

NO YOUR WRONG!!!! AHH!!

The second one is being President of the USA?

.....Wow that was actually.... a legitimate answer to the riddle. But not what i was looking for lol. The answer to the second is, *A remark.*

First is still up for grabs....

Lupus schrieb:

I come in many different sizes. By some i get hit, but all have shown fear, i'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, yet still one. I'm as slow as a snail, yet in some cases you can't outrun me.

[język angielski] well, i just have to give a random guess, a washing machine lol. but really water?[/język angielski]

Zitat :

I can be heard, i'm usually hated, and another of me usually follows after the first.

[język angielski] A shout? [/język angielski]

I come in many different sizes. By some i get hit, but all have shown fear, i'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, yet still one. I'm as slow as a snail, yet in some cases you can't outrun me.

Answer= Ego

NO!! non e to either are right.

Btw, i already told you the one for the second it's a remark.

first is still up for grabs unless you want me to tell you.