christmas time is here :p

What does everyone here want for christmas?

So I can shoot you guys when you tamper with my computer and crash my Oblivion.

(airsoft gun)

Halo 3 and a new bike.

ahr, diden't grimreaper give you an airsoft sniper for your birthday?

Parents wouldn't allow it, or so I'm told.
Do you trust me with an air soft sniper anyway?

really? this is the first time your parents have not let you get something!

my neighbor tried to shoot me with an airsoft sniper when i was riding my bike, and the bb got imbedded in the bike seat. Now, imagine if it had hit me (winces*)

No my parents were completely fine, it was his parents.

oh lol. figures.

I am still working on it.. but Ill show you it becuase your birthday has passed.

Since the sniper has something like 600 fps, it can kill. 18+

so i thought i would get you this one

thats cool.

when we went to a walmart J.D. ran into the Airsoft section and the guy watching lifted him up and put him in our shopping cart and said. YOU AINT A BIG BOY. J.D. was mad

LIES

mah mom was there...

I don't believe it was 600+ fps, when a decent 400+ is like $899.99

Ill give a link...
1000fps airsoft rifle

Here is a 1000 fps air soft rifle for 99.88 USD

dude... thats like a real gun. you would kill someone if you shot them with that.

I mentioned that, didn't I?

and btw,

the average Ak-47 on the black market costs 197.00$

your guns are horrible. those are for girls.

this is wut a real man uses.

No, THIS is:

dude part of that looks like a red dick..

that is a lie! THis is a man's gun

The sniper is an AIR RIFLE, not a toy.

And now the joke just blew up and you all died. Way to go. Don't expect me to go to the funeral..

I wanted to see who you would kill first.

LOL JK