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[22:05:33] [IA]Paul has been kicked by Macsforever
[22:05:36] @ Macsforever : WUT
[22:05:36] @ jsk1016 : i was busy a lot today
[22:05:39] [IA]Paul has joined the chat the Mon May 05, 2008 10:05 pm
[22:05:40] @ Macsforever : WOW THAT WORKED
[22:05:45] @ Macsforever : DUDE
[22:05:48] @ Macsforever : THAT WAS COOL
[22:05:52] @ jsk1016 : ...
[22:05:58] [IA]Paul : Someone set me up the bomb.
[22:06:00] @ Macsforever : Jsk kick me
[22:06:21] @ Macsforever : Dude /kick [IA]Paul worked
[22:06:26] [IA]Paul : Why can't I kick?
[22:06:32] @ Macsforever : I wonder if /ban works
[22:06:36] [IA]Paul : /kick Macsforever
[22:06:37] @ Macsforever : U ARENT ADMIN
[22:06:39] @ Macsforever : ARCSFGACSGJACSVHJA
[22:06:40] [IA]Paul : LIES
[22:06:46] [IA]Paul : Oh
[22:06:47] [IA]Paul : lol
[22:06:53] [IA]Paul : W/E
[22:06:55] [IA]Paul : Let's play
[22:06:56] @ Macsforever : /lol
[22:06:59] @ Macsforever : /hug
[22:07:03] @ Macsforever : /FAGGIT
[22:07:09] @ Macsforever : /NIGGERFAGGIT
[22:07:10] @ jsk1016 : admins can't kick admins
[22:07:16] [IA]Paul has been kicked by jsk1016
[22:07:17] @ Macsforever : Well fuck
[22:07:19] @ jsk1016 : woot
[22:07:22] @ Macsforever : Everyone kick Paul
[22:07:25] @ Macsforever : Its fun
[22:07:43] Macsforever is Disconnected on Mon May 05, 2008 10:07 pm
[22:07:55] [IA]Paul has joined the chat the Mon May 05, 2008 10:07 pm
[22:08:06] [IA]Paul : I saw you say woot
[22:08:09] [IA]Paul : You hate me.
[22:08:12] [IA]Paul : : (
[22:08:13] Macsforever has joined the chat the Mon May 05, 2008 10:08 pm
[22:08:17] @ Macsforever : YES
[22:08:22] @ Macsforever : EVERYONE HATE PAUL
[22:08:24] @ Macsforever : ITS FUN
[22:08:27] [IA]Paul : No sense made
[22:08:29] @ jsk1016 : LOLLOLOLHATELOL
[22:08:32] [IA]Paul : Let's just fucking play.
[22:08:41] @ Macsforever : YES MAYBE
[22:08:52] @ Macsforever : One cannot simply miggyback into Halo
[22:08:56] @ Macsforever : MIGGY?
[22:09:00] @ Macsforever : PIGGEH NOT MIGGEH
[22:09:04] @ jsk1016 :
[22:09:35] @ jsk1016 : wtf
[22:09:37] @ jsk1016 : hi?
[22:09:47] @ Macsforever : HAI

how bout no. This is totally offtopic.

Didn't we have a topic for this once upon a time?

uhh.. lol?

That topic is under 500 feet of dirt and old topics. This one is official.

Because he gets mad at our foolishness sometimes?

noooooooo. even older. much older. like right after i was un banned form this site u numbnut!
I still cant belive i was banned for over a year just because i called pheonix
***********.

allow that day to be remembered in warhampster History.

I was going to unban you after a week, but I forgot.

[14:59:23] Sushi[DINK] has joined the chat the Sun May 18, 2008 2:59 pm
[14:59:35] Sushi[DINK] : U TURD REPLY FAG PUSSY CUNT BITCH HOOKER SLUT FUCK DOG FUCK MOTHER FUCKING TURDBITCH HOE RAPIST FAGGOT GAY SLUY PUSSY VAGINA SUCKING LITTLE BITCH!


...

alrighty...

thats got me banned from many places its a message i use when i het mad..... hehehe

Never tell your password to anyone.
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warhampster: ):
warhampster is now Away.
warhampster is now Online.
warhampster: QUAKE
warhampster: NOW
warhampster: RARAWRAWRAWR
warhampster is now Offline.

lololololl Gmod is funny.


Pvt. Slipknot: moo!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Dude, chickens say Moo ffs
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: NO
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: COWS DO
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: CHICKENS
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: COWS!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: STFU
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: NO U
Pvt. Slipknot: MOO!!!!
Shawn A Miller: dude..
Human-Slayer [FS]: hes got mental problems.. dont listen to him
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: GAH
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: HAH
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: YOU LOSE
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: NO
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I DONT
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: U DO
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: NO YOU DO
Shawn A Miller: slipknot what are u doing?
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: COWS SAY MOO END OF STORY
Pvt. Slipknot: MOO!!!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: NOO
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: CHICKENS
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: FUCK YOU
Animorten: lol
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: FUCK YOU!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: NO U
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: U
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: U
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: U
[SAT] [SB] Toastisgood [FS] has been kicked ("U").
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: ...
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Ok fine the cow said moo
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: YES
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I WIN
Human-Slayer [FS]: dude ban that guy toast.
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I know...
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I did ban him! hes such a dumbass!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: No im not
Human-Slayer [FS]: hahah owned
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Yes you are, you said chickens say Moo
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Chickens say cluck
Pvt. Slipknot: Toast?
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Cows say moo
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: OH!
Animorten: hhihihih
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: i thought it was other way around!
Pvt. Slipknot: Ima nock sum sence into im!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: You need to go back to school
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: No I dont
Human-Slayer [FS]: how did you get out?
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I just got consufused
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Right
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I did!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Your having a scitchofrenic episode
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I aM?
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Yeah
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: SWEET
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: WHATS THAT LIKE?
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: ...
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: This, you retard
Player dukenikum has joined the game
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: OH!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE SEX
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: ...
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Wow
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: You suck
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I know...
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: :C
Human-Slayer [FS]: toast.. your scaring me.
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Huh?
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: I am?
Animorten: LOL!
[SB] Toastisgood [FS]: Whys that?

Wait. Is someone formerly known as Tyler here?

Was here, that little bastard left ages ago. God I despise Tyler.

NotSoFarOff: once upon a time
NotSoFarOff: there was a young girl named johnny
Wilkini Evili: yay exposition
NotSoFarOff: everybody made fun of her because she had a ****ing boy's name
NotSoFarOff: they said mean things like
NotSoFarOff: "You're name is Johnny but you're a girl! Haha!"
NotSoFarOff: "You're a BOYYYYY! HEHE"
NotSoFarOff: "You're parents must really hate you. Haha you're a ****ing dyke!"
NotSoFarOff: "You're."
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: "Johnny want to come to the strip club with us tonight? Oh wait you're a GIRL!"
Wilkini Evili: I'm glad this story is going somewhere.
Wilkini Evili: But apparently young boys are going to strip clubs.
NotSoFarOff: johnny was cried every night
Wilkini Evili: was cried
NotSoFarOff: ((shut the **** up I'm tired and I'm combining different ideas into one and not bothering to edit them so **** you prick))
NotSoFarOff: johnny was cried
NotSoFarOff: every night
NotSoFarOff: until one day
Wilkini Evili: who uses double parentheses besides aol rp'ers
NotSoFarOff: when she turned 12 and three fifths
Wilkini Evili: i sense climax approaching
NotSoFarOff: she got a myspace
Wilkini Evili: uh oh but shes not 13 yet more rising action
NotSoFarOff: the internet knew her as joanne
NotSoFarOff: and she started talking to another 12 year old girl named susie
NotSoFarOff: they messaged each other back and forth
NotSoFarOff: many lol's were sent and a good time was had by all
NotSoFarOff: then one day
NotSoFarOff: they decided to get together
NotSoFarOff: they both agreed that they would meet at "joanne's" house to play with barbies and **** like that
NotSoFarOff: so on this fateful day susie showed up at johnny's house
NotSoFarOff: except susie was actually a 47 year old drunken man cosplaying as beast from xmen
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: he knocked on her door
NotSoFarOff: she opened it
NotSoFarOff: and said
NotSoFarOff: "wtf"
NotSoFarOff: he lol'd
NotSoFarOff: forced himself into her house and pulled her into her parent's bedroom
NotSoFarOff: tied her down onto the bed
NotSoFarOff: duct taped her mouth
NotSoFarOff: popped in a video of xmen and watched it with her while stroking her hair for the next 3 hours
NotSoFarOff: the end
Wilkini Evili: ty
NotSoFarOff: jk you wish
NotSoFarOff: after the xmen marathon he ****ed her until she bled
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: about 14 and a half hours into this brutal rape
NotSoFarOff: her mom and dad walked out of the bathroom naked and looked over to the bed in shock
NotSoFarOff: the dad said
NotSoFarOff: "the **** johnny what's going on"
NotSoFarOff: the cosplaying rapist looked confused for a second
NotSoFarOff: and then lol'd to himself
NotSoFarOff: then he said
NotSoFarOff: "your name is actually johnny lmfao god what a dyke"
NotSoFarOff: he then strangled her to death
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: then the rapist and the parents had a threesome on top of the dead body
NotSoFarOff: the end

BEST FUCKING STORY EVER!

0_o

[22:53:21] Macsforever has joined the chat the Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:53 pm
[22:53:25] @ Macsforever : oh ok
[22:53:32] @ Macsforever : get in here you fagot
[22:53:52] @ Macsforever : thats right ur too much of a bitch
[22:54:04] @ Macsforever : and deep down in ur vagina, you know that
[22:54:07] [IA]Paul has joined the chat the Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:54 pm
[22:54:09] @ Macsforever : fagot
[22:54:12] @ Macsforever : OH HEY
[22:54:15] @ Macsforever : ITS THE FAGOT
[22:54:23] [IA]Paul : Why the fuck did you call me a faggot, faggot?
[22:54:23] @ Macsforever : VAGINA BOY
[22:54:27] @ Macsforever : Oh
[22:54:31] @ Macsforever : I misspelled faggot
[22:54:40] @ Macsforever : That must bean you're not a Faggot
[22:54:47] [IA]Paul : You asshole.
[22:54:52] @ Macsforever : Terribly sorry for calling you a Faggot, whore.
[22:55:02] @ Macsforever : NIGGERFAGGOT
[22:55:04] @ Macsforever : HGSVAJKMS
[22:55:09] [IA]Paul : Don't mispell your own kind. That's deep disrespect.
[22:55:23] @ Macsforever : OH NO U DIDNT
[22:55:41] @ Macsforever : FUCKING ASSHOLE OF ALL ASSHOLEY PEOPLES
[22:56:06] [IA]Paul : Yeah, beotch, no YOU didn't.
[22:56:25] @ Macsforever : :C
[22:56:27] [IA]Paul : Go cry home to your mama.
[22:56:27] @ Macsforever : Meanie
[22:56:30] [IA]Paul : Who left you.
[22:56:32] @ Macsforever : Imma tell on you
[22:56:40] @ Macsforever : you, you, chicken fucker
[22:56:46] [IA]Paul : She switched you with the afterbirth.
[22:56:51] @ Macsforever : IMMA GET WARHAMMER TO BAN U
[22:56:56] @ Macsforever : ACTUALLY
[22:56:58] [IA]Paul : She liked the afterbirth better. More pretty.
[22:56:59] @ Macsforever : IMMA BAN YOU
[22:57:02] [IA]Paul : NO
[22:57:05] @ Macsforever : CAUSE IM ADMIN
[22:57:07] @ Macsforever : HEE HEE
[22:57:08] @ Macsforever : HAW HAW
[22:57:19] [IA]Paul : I will not invite you to anymore awesome games of Infection on Shelter.
[22:57:37] @ Macsforever : SHELTER IS OLD
[22:57:41] [IA]Paul : If you ban me, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
[22:57:41] @ Macsforever : FAGOT
[22:57:56] @ Macsforever : WHAT U GONNA TURM GREEN ON ME YOU POTHEAD?
[22:58:31] [IA]Paul : At least I'm not uglier than afterbirth.
[22:59:03] [IA]Paul : This is better than your face.
[22:59:05] @ Macsforever : THAT PICTURE WAS FAKE
[22:59:10] @ Macsforever : WASNT REALLY ME
[22:59:12] @ Macsforever : SRSLY
[22:59:23] @ Macsforever : IT WAS FAKE
[22:59:27] [IA]Paul : No, it kicks your ass.
[22:59:27] @ Macsforever : NOONE KNOWS MY FACE
[22:59:41] @ Macsforever : I AM ANONYMOUS FOR ALL EXCEPT MY VOICE
[23:01:27] @ Macsforever : LOLOLOLOL
[23:01:35] @ Macsforever : FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[23:01:43] @ Macsforever : U LIKE DICKS
[23:02:21] [IA]Paul : GOD DAMN IT
[23:03:47] [IA]Paul : Oh god, I'm so sorry.
[23:03:52] [IA]Paul :
[23:03:57] @ Macsforever : FUCK YOUR HOLE FAMILY IN THE ASSHOLEZ
[23:04:01] [IA]Paul : What?
[23:04:12] [IA]Paul : YOU HURT MY FEELINGS AND MY GRAMMAR CENTER YOU BITCH.
[23:04:14] @ Macsforever : WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT OF YOUR MOM
[23:04:20] [IA]Paul : Apologize right now.
[23:05:18] @ Macsforever : NO
[23:05:23] @ Macsforever : U FIRST MEANIE
[23:07:28] @ Macsforever : Y'kno, cuz ur meen
[23:10:51] [IA]Paul :
[23:10:55] [IA]Paul : i'M SORRY.
[23:11:07] [IA]Paul : Let's have gay buttsecks now.
[23:16:22] [IA]Paul has been kicked by Macsforever
[23:16:29] @ Macsforever : ASSWHOLE
[23:16:52] @ Macsforever : /disconnect
[23:16:53] Macsforever is Disconnected on Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:16 pm

I have scored the most epic of wins: Aaron Funk watches Tim and Eric! I do too WHILE LISTENING TO HIM! HAHAHAHAH

BATTLE WIN!

you got 5 magic points

LOCKE learned fire2!

Edgar learned ice!

You got 700 GP!

I won.















You uglier-than-afterbirth dickface.

steam is funny too, im toastisgood.


mi k: hi\
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: Hai
mi k: you should consider toasting your bread less, it tasted good lightly toasted
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: I do that
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: and I butter it
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: and sprinkle a little garlic and spices
mi k: omfg
mi k: sex
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: along with a dimple of jelly
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: so it looks like raw sex in a toast
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: I am the toast master
mi k: hi
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: arwr
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: heer me tost
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: sizzle sazzle goes the tostr
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: yum yum gos me the tost mstr
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: lololol
mi k: wat
mi k: omg
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: i eet RAW SEX ON TOSTD BRED
mi k: genius
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: IM A GENUS
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: i has a bladder infection
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: and my meds make it look like I piss sunny d
mi k: HOLY SHIT
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: so all the kids wanna suck me off cus they want the orange sweet drink
mi k: GIVE ME SOME
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: but heers the question
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: hoo gets dah life sentenence
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: to jale
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: cuz of molestationion
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: the keeds oer meeh
mi k: wyt
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: THEY KIDS SUCK MY DICK WITHOUT MY CONCENT SO HOO GETS LIFE SENTUNCE TO JALE?
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: KEEDS OER ME
[D3] Sir Buttered Toast: IM SEXUAL OFFENDUR OER NOE