Chatbox Spam

lod super theta (6:19:38 PM): Get the plungers ready, I think he's pressing it again.
lod super theta (6:19:48 PM): Pressing what sir?
lod super theta (6:20:03 PM): The fucking fart button, what do you think he'd be pressing?
lod super theta (6:20:13 PM): How does that concern us, sir?
lod super theta (6:20:29 PM): We're the only ones with 10ft wide toilet plungers...
lod super theta (6:20:37 PM): But still...
lod super theta (6:20:39 PM): STILL NOTHING
lod super theta (6:20:50 PM): Its up to us to save the city against this horrible evil
lod super theta (6:21:15 PM): So... what are the plungers for?
lod super theta (6:21:21 PM): I DO NOT KNOW
lod super theta (6:21:30 PM): I had a vision last night
lod super theta (6:21:47 PM): A man was standing over me, with a plunger.
lod super theta (6:22:09 PM): He said that I need to save myself... and the city.
lod super theta (6:22:26 PM): then he put the plunger on my face and left
lod super theta (6:22:41 PM): That was Greg... you passed out drunk sir...
lod super theta (6:22:59 PM): Then what was the speech? Huh?
lod super theta (6:23:23 PM): He was talking about my The Sims 2 savegame...
lod super theta (6:23:35 PM): I was going to delete them, but I guess he wanted them.
lod super theta (6:23:42 PM): RAY
lod super theta (6:24:06 PM): DONT TELL ME I ORDERED THESE $1,200 10 FEET WIDE TOILET PLUNGERS FOR NOTHING
lod super theta (6:24:15 PM): But...
lod super theta (6:24:17 PM): FUCK OFF
lod super theta (6:24:23 PM): I WILL SAVE US!
lod super theta (6:24:30 PM): BATMAN AWAAAAAAY!

lod super theta (5:40:58 PM): HOLY FUCK
lod super theta (5:41:04 PM): I HAVE 11 FINGERS
lod super theta (5:41:12 PM): I JUST FUCKING NOTICED
mstrchief95 (5:41:15 PM): No.
mstrchief95 (5:41:24 PM): 5, 5, dick?
lod super theta (5:41:23 PM): Oh wait yeah, it's a cheeto.
lod super theta (5:41:29 PM): OMNOMNOM
mstrchief95 (5:41:31 PM): Oh.
lod super theta (5:41:39 PM): OH WAIT I JUST ATE MY FINGER

lod super theta (5:41:43 PM): FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lod super theta (5:41:49 PM): NOW I HAVE 9 FINGERS
lod super theta (5:41:53 PM): AND A CHEETO
mstrchief95 (5:41:59 PM): UR SOO FUNY
lod super theta (5:41:59 PM): LOLOLOO

Cheetos rule!

Macsforever schrieb:

lod super theta (6:20:03 PM): The fucking fart button, what do you think he'd be pressing?

Three things

1) You are beautiful

2) You are the only person I know that could have half a page's worth of a conversation consisting of only himself

3) "WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'D BE PRESSING?"

Paul says: (5:03:40 PM)
Hello, my main man.

Shadowkhas says: (5:04:00 PM)
Wat up

Paul says: (5:04:30 PM)
My penis

(Time passes)

Paul says: (5:08:59 PM)
I literally left you speechless, didn't I?

Boo Paul suxx

Wednesday, May 27, 2009
9:33 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: i think i just had cyber sex
9:33 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: whats WRONG WITH me
9:33 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Wonderful for you.
9:33 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: I NEED A COLD SHOWER
9:33 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Unless she had a camera.
9:33 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: im never doing it again
9:33 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Then you iwn the prize.
9:33 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: no camera was involved
9:33 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: all roleplay
9:33 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Piss
9:34 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: still tho
9:34 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: i said no webcam cause yahoo webcam sucks
9:34 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and she didnt have msn
9:34 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Lol fail.
9:34 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: like yahoo webcam freezes
9:34 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: its like a shitty porn slideshow
9:34 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: It was probably a guy.
9:34 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: no
9:35 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I did that once when I was trolling on Gaiaonline
9:35 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: actually iv known her for 3 years
9:35 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: seen her on webcam before
9:35 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I got like 10 ppl to have cyber sex with my female character
9:35 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: dude i used to love gaia
9:35 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Them told them I was a dood among other things
9:35 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: now its too 4chan ish
9:35 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Very
9:35 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I get enough of that on the actual 4chan
9:35 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: lol im too afraid to go to 4chan
9:35 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Its fine
9:36 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I was too
9:36 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Just be yourself
9:36 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Unless you're a furry
9:36 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: i go to f chan :O
9:36 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: They eat furries for breakfast, and BBQ them for dinner
9:36 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: well i am a furry remember
9:36 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Rly
9:36 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: dude i remember when furries were so small scale
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: now like its like 50 50
9:37 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: yeh
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: half are furries half arnt
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: dude i know like 8 furries in school
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: i dont even know why im a furry oh wait
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: heres my story
9:37 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Yay story time
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: I hate monkeys.
9:37 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: humans evolved from monkeys
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: this= me hating humans a little
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: so i find this thing called furries
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and im all like
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: so i can pretend i didnt come from a monkey
9:38 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Lol.
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: well ok fine i guess
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: bit weird tho
9:38 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: then one day my friend showed me what furry porn was
9:39 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and then it just all went downhill from there
9:39 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: also GOD SHOULD HAVE NEVER CREATED MONKEYS
9:39 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: For srs
9:39 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: NO CREATURE SHOULD FLING AND EAT THEIR OWN SHIT
9:39 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: IT AINT RIGHT
9:40 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and then i go to the zoo and i lady says that monkey was cute
9:40 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Nuke the whales.
9:40 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and i cursed that lady out for calling that misribable thing cute and got kicked out of the zoo
9:40 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: no whales are cool
9:40 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: just scary
9:42 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: i just realized
9:42 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
9:42 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Your mother.
9:42 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: no shes sleeping
9:43 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: gtfo
9:43 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Not anymore
9:43 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: :O
9:43 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Not since I became her
9:43 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: And used my cosmic teleportation powers to teleport to my computer
9:43 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: hi mom your a troll
9:43 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I banged your father to create you, lol.
9:44 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Shit was cash until I found out I was pregenant.
9:44 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: oh god it melted in my brain like eggs on a frying pan
9:44 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Two hours after I found out, you came out.
9:44 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: ok wtf that part actually made me laugh
9:44 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and im the second btw
9:44 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: the first died 5 minutes after birth
9:45 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: He didn;t die, I ate his ass.
9:45 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Me and your father barbequed him.
9:45 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: no he actually died of a lung contusion
9:45 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: From the smoke
9:45 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: no
9:45 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: It's true.
9:45 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: from being undeveloped
9:45 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: he came out too early
9:46 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Gee, I wonder why. Maybe it's because I was so hungry for baby meat.
9:46 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: lol dude now i know you
9:46 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: you were that funny troll from gmod i met
9:46 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Really.
9:46 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: And where did you meet someone as handsome as me?
9:46 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: yea we were like bros then you stopped logging on
9:47 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: and then i forgot who you were
9:47 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: My old computer fried.
9:47 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Motherboard becamse grandma board
9:47 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: And fell victim to my giant penis
9:47 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: i got a kingstone motherboard :O
9:47 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: That crushed it with a sea of jizz
9:48 PM - †Rikuchi†[Cu]: with shitty integrated graphics
9:49 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Hot diggity dog

Wednesday, May 27, 2009
11:50 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Halp.
11:50 PM - [FS] Aero: wut
11:50 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Do you know anything about wire that could help me?
11:50 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I can't get constant values to display decimals properely
11:50 PM - [FS] Aero: hmm
11:51 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: if I put in 1.01 its like 1.0000000224375868345845
11:51 PM - [FS] Aero: oh
11:51 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: And I'm making the pereodic table of elements in gmod
11:51 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: So i need exact measurments
11:51 PM - [FS] Aero: yeah its some weird glitch with with double data typed i think
11:51 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: D:
11:51 PM - [FS] Aero: types*
11:51 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Any way I can fix it?
11:52 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: or maybe make something else output a value that works with decimals?
11:52 PM - [FS] Aero: idk
11:52 PM - [FS] Aero: im not even sure if it applies to lua
11:52 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Oh sh
11:52 PM - [FS] Aero: i know its a problem with C
11:52 PM - [FS] Aero: im jsut guessing
11:52 PM - [FS] Aero: lol
11:52 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Fauking wonderful :C
11:52 PM - [FS] Aero: idk try redoing it
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: or
11:53 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I did
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: debug it
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: see if its ACTUALLY outputting that
11:53 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I don't know shit about debugging
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: or if it just appears that way
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: you get the debugger tool
11:53 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: mmk
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: click any element
11:53 PM - [FS] Aero: and it will show you exactly whats being inputted and outputted by it
11:53 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Ah
11:53 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: It just look slike its outputting the off value
11:54 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: But the wire screens show the opposite
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: off value
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: ?
11:54 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: It's actually outputting 1.01 though, my original value
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: yeah
11:54 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Thats that the debugger says
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: then thats what its doing
11:54 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: The wire screens and other stuff says otherwise D:
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: its correct
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: o the screens are saying its like 1.00000005674562
11:54 PM - [FS] Aero: ?
11:55 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Yeh
11:55 PM - [FS] Aero: the fuck>
11:55 PM - [FS] Aero: lol
11:55 PM - [FS] Aero: idk
11:55 PM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: yshit
Thursday, May 28, 2009
12:00 AM - [FS] Aero: FUCK
12:00 AM - [FS] Aero: lol
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: i took a piss
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: and when i came back
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: when i sat down a lot of piss leaked out and got on my boxers
12:01 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Oh shit
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: lol well not a lot
12:01 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: How the fuck did that happen
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: it just feels funny
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: idk
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: lewl
12:01 AM - [FS] Aero: it was only like 4 drops
12:02 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: 0_o
12:02 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Leaky uethra mbmb
12:02 AM - [FS] Aero: lol no
12:02 AM - [FS] Aero: youve never had that happen
12:02 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I have
12:02 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: It sucks balls
12:02 AM - [FS] Aero: yeah
12:03 AM - [FS] Aero: but its never done it when i sat down
12:03 AM - [FS] Aero: which confused me
12:03 AM - [FS] Aero: also
12:03 AM - [FS] Aero: do girls wipe when they piss?
12:03 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Yeh
12:03 AM - [FS] Aero: weird
12:04 AM - [FS] Aero: know anything about AI?
12:04 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Oh hell yes
12:04 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Noone's asked me about that subject in a year
12:04 AM - [FS] Aero: o
12:04 AM - [FS] Aero: lopl
12:04 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I know a fuckload about if then functions
12:04 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I wrote a whole fucking essay on it
12:04 AM - [FS] Aero: well for my project in computer science im making bomberman
12:05 AM - [FS] Aero: and im not sure how i want the movement to happen
12:05 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Oh, that kind of AI
12:05 AM - [FS] Aero: ive already got it to set bombs when its in range
12:05 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Dicks
12:05 AM - [FS] Aero: lol wut
12:05 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Well
12:05 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I have ideas that you could branch off of
12:05 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: What exactly are you doing?
12:05 AM - [FS] Aero: bomberman
12:05 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: A game?
12:05 AM - [FS] Aero: and i know how to program the AI
12:05 AM - [FS] Aero: yes
12:06 AM - [FS] Aero: im just not sure how i want to
12:06 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: So, it's going to be a semi autonomous AI?
12:06 AM - [FS] Aero: ?
12:06 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: IE: He only moves on certain conditions and not when he feels like it
12:07 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: You could give him a path to walk
12:07 AM - [FS] Aero: well i was gonna have him constantly be moving unless there are certain conditions
12:07 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Ohes
12:07 AM - [FS] Aero: like
12:07 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: What kind of conditions?
12:07 AM - [FS] Aero: only stop for bombs
12:07 AM - [FS] Aero: but besides that
12:07 AM - [FS] Aero: constantly be moving around you
12:08 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Hm
12:08 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: You could have him walk around in a circle
12:08 AM - [FS] Aero: lol no
12:08 AM - [FS] Aero: nvm
12:08 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Around the player or sommat
12:08 AM - [FS] Aero: mainly what i need is to just play bomberman
12:08 AM - [FS] Aero: see how the ai reacts
12:08 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Yeh, I've never actually played that game
12:09 AM - [FS] Aero: bawww
12:09 AM - [FS] Aero: its a good game lol
12:09 AM - [FS] Aero: theres plenty of flash clones
12:09 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: I'll play one and see how it is
12:09 AM - [FS] Aero: http://www.gamesmate.com/free-action-games/free-game-playing-with-fire2/free-game-playing-with-fire2.asp
12:10 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: On element 74, Tungsten
12:10 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Almost a quarter of the way done
12:10 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: Inner trabsition metals always get me...
12:11 AM - Sir Buttered Toast [FS]: transition*
12:12 AM - [FS] Aero: lol

I lol'd for like 20 minutes!

Who is †Rikuchi†[Cu]?

Some furry I met on a ZombieRP server methinks.

Macsforever schrieb:

Some furry I met on a ZombieRP server methinks.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

RUN FORUM CLEANSING ROUTINES AT ONCE!!!

Macs. You sir, are silly.

Damn you, Mister Silly. Damn you all to hell.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

Ohhhhh DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

Those bastards!

Ironically, I never have watched more than fifteen minutes of South Park.

You are deprived... go watch an episode now.

I KILL YOU ALL U HAVE NOT COMENTED MAI BSG VIPER IN THE OTHERGAIMES SECTION! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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GGGGGGGGG DIEZOR!!!!! JHAKFDHXHJLVSCHTEHCKVKSTYCFAJCFGIUAYCFWKJGCSKJCFGAK



*foam spews out of mouth and eyes iz bloodshot and crazy O_O

Die: (v) to pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life.

(+) ending... -ZOR

WTF BOOOOM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: I IZ AN AEROPLANE!
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You: I SHOOTZ A COW AT U!
You: MOOOOO
Stranger: I EATZ YOUR COW NOM NOM NOM
You: ITZ A HORNY COW

You: IT RAPES YU!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
You: O O
0
You: ZOOOM MM NOWZ I DRUP A HORSE ON U!
Stranger: i cant stand to be raped by a horse after dealing with the cow
You: its A HIPIE HORSE


I luv Omegle xD

Moved to chatbox spam. LOL COW RAPAGE.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: hi
Stranger: OH DAMM
You: WHAT THE FUCK BOOOM
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You: AN ARM!
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Stranger: A LEG
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Stranger: I KNOW!! THTS SOO COOL
You: YOU WOULD BE A WEIURD GIRL
Stranger: IMA GIRL LOL
You: NO LOL
You: NO
Stranger: no rlly i am
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: lol
You: *puts on attractive tone*
You: hey baby
Stranger: lol
Stranger: funny guy


I win. every prize possible.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want to see a penis?
You: PENISH OM NOM NOM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SADFACE

Emily sends me this:

Stranger: HI.
Stranger: I LIVE ON URANUS.
You: LOL I GET IT
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You: LOL YOU'RE COOL I'M COOL LET'S BE FRENDS
You: I LIEK CAPS LOCK
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Stranger: ICE CREAM?
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Stranger: YOU'RE STILL ON MYANUS.
You: I'M A GIRL
Stranger: O-O
Stranger: ...
Stranger: well.
Stranger: HI
You: HEY THERE
Stranger: Most people on here are horny guys.
Stranger: u-u
Stranger: YOU'RE FUN.
You: YES
You: are you from america/
You: ?
Stranger: YES.
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You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18. O_o
Stranger: I turn 19 in 5 days
Stranger: >D
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: O-o
You: 17
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Stranger: >D
Stranger: Are you from America?
Stranger: o-o...
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You: but, if chuck norris and america were in a fight, who would win?
Stranger: Well, modern society would believe in chuck norris.
Stranger: But now there's obama.
Stranger: O_O
You: OBAMAAAAAAAA
Stranger: TRUE DAT HOMES
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Stranger: D=
You: haha
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You: "i'm just a sweet transvestite..."
You: CATCH THE REFERENCE
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Stranger: >.<
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You: GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO FEMALES
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Stranger: WHY?
You: or transvestites
You: drag queens are fun to talk to
You: well, i have to go to class
You: nice to meet you, friend
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Stranger: have fun.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Bye

Stranger: yes i'm a guy
Stranger: and yes i wanna rape you
You: what state do you live in?
\
Stranger: azerbadjian
Stranger: and you?
You: thats not how you spell azerbaijan.
You: i live in azerbaijan.
You: you fucking imposter
Stranger: aaaa
Stranger: you caught me
You: well, where do you live
You: ok
You: lets do roleplaying
You: your the guy
You: and you walk up to my slowly
You: WAIT
You: stop
You: THERE'S A SHARK
You: ok
You: start over
You: im the sister
You: and you're the shark
You: oh wait
You: start over
You: im the sister
You: with the shark dick
You: oh wauit
You: start over
You: you're the brother
You: and you slowly walk up
You: to the shark
You: oh wait
Stranger: you're crazy
You: i just like sharks
You: so im the sister
Stranger: crazy about sharks
You: and you're the brother
You: im changing
You: and you come into my room without asking
You: knocking*
You: and then
You: when i say "leave you perv!"
You: you walk up to me
You: brush my ear with your lips
You: and say
You: SHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: oh dear mama let me play with your genitals
You: and then you take off my top
You: AND THERE ARE TWO SHARKS THAT RIP OFF YOUR FACE
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
You: and it turns out
You: when you said "this will only hurt alot"
You: you were right
You: and you actually said
You: SHARRRRKKKKKK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nice adaptation of the nuclear bombs chat.