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BeitragThema: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 6:48 pm

Yeah...my friends mac just got completely fried from a virus, LIARS
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 6:48 pm

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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 6:49 pm

Crazy right? He lost all of his stuff
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 6:53 pm

Hard drive failure, CPU meltdown. its all hapend to me, there are NO VIRUSES WHATSOEVER for the mac.
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 6:54 pm

No, It was a Virus, pretty damn sure.
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 6:59 pm

ORLY? did the diagnostic program say that?
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 7:06 pm

No idea...It wasnt anything you said. Bunch of crazy shit started just popping up, i then it just died
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 7:20 pm

What kind of shit?
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 7:22 pm

Popups, bomb signs, porn, all of his files
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 7:25 pm

Popups: NORMAL!
Bomb signs: *sigh* OLD MACS GET THOSE! ALOT! Its because of outadated software and hardware.
Porn: Its his fault, sicko.
All of his files: Spring loaded folders feature.


Diagnosis: Hardware Failure. Your friends comp was too old to live any longer.
The hard drive may still be intact though. try putting it in the same model mac.
BUT BE EXTEMELY CAREFUL!. Hard drievs are veryry fragile, and will fry becasue of static.
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nah its brand new, he literally got it a week ago
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OH! Your the liar then. Bomb symbols dont appear in new macs.
What model mac did he have? Plus call apple support hotline if you have prollems.
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Bottom Line: Mystery
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Not my computer, and It wasnt like a mac sign
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 7:45 pm

iMac? G5? Powerbook? iBook? What model?
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Dunno my macs...its the big one with the camera and the Dual Core Processor...

Bottom Line- MYSTERY
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iMac G5. Those are pieces of crapolaz. Tell your friend to call the apple support Hotline.
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my friend has spent 300 dollars on things that should be covered like:
1. 2 power cords, that both caught fire
2. 1 battery that swelled and leaked acid
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It has a battery? If its a laptop then your screwed.
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I'm not screwed its my friend...He just spent like $50 buying a new battery
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ok.........i suggest that he GETs A NEW FREAKIN' COMPUTER BEFORE IT COSTS HIM ALL OF HIS MONEY!!!
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BeitragThema: Re: My arse macs dont get virus'   My arse macs dont get virus' EmptyDo Mai 03, 2007 9:19 pm

Tell me exactly what happens when you turn the computer on.
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Macs CAN get viruses.
Just noone really bothers to make them. However, since more people are bying macs there are more mac viruses. I should know, there was one on mine. Wink
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Macs cant, built in proxy and firewalls, plus constant security updates.
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They CAN!!!! YOU NEED TO ACCEPT IT YOU POMPUS MORON!!!! *violently shakes macs*
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