You know you play too many video games when...

This is kind of like the "You know you watch too much anime when..." thread.

1. You expect all plumbers to be short, fat, and Italian.

2. it's ok to get hurt, you can just pick up a health pack.

You shove tissues in your mouth.

(wtf?)

3. when holding a gun you look for the target a metre ahead of you

Some big giant runs at you and you try to put down a bubble shield.

You don't have any legs in your eyes, there is just a shadow below you. Yet others can see your legs. CONFUSION.


oh and.

You can take out an entire base of Germans without breaking a sweat.

You are in a fight and you reach for a nearby wrench/crowbar.

You listen to random people who drone on and on about quests and stuff, and then go fight hordes of monsters without questioning that the person will reward you.

You want to OMG A PSYCHOPATH WITH A CHAINSAW STOLE MY CAR AND NOW HE'S GOING TO KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

you can't drive. you're only 14 according to your birthday. OwNeD

Yeah and...WTF WAS THAT?

oh noez! pheonix will kill us all!

huh? are you talking about gta?

back to topic:
in a fight you keep checking what your health bar is ok

Yes, I was making fun of GTA.

gta is bad!

you think you can go speeding along in a car, jump out onto the roof, activate a parrachute, go flying into the air then use a grapling hook on another car, pull your self in and swing into the car and kick the driver out and drive off

Yup. GTA SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXFUCKINGCUSE ME?
I officially hate everyone, GTA is so much fucking fun.

While gta is really screwed up, it is REALLY fun.

Of course!

OMG WHAT IS GTA (sorry i'm such a noob)

Grand
Theft
Auto

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... DAMN IT I'M SUCH AN IDIOT

Lol.

ah once again pheonix has misunderstood a post,
when I said "Bad!" I meant really really awsome

Dear lord.
Get it straight