The Not So Official Maelstrom Character Ideas Thread

pheonix schrieb:

Character Name: Jose McShaunasy; "The Mexican Leprechaun"

Weapons: The Guinness gun of awesomeness (Shoots beer at extreme levels of pressure, that pierces enemies), Leprechaun magic, Sand Blaster, Tequila Bottles.

Strengths: Sand, Magic, BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weaknesses: Border patrol, Demons, Texans, Protestants, the fact that he's less than a foot tall

Character Bio: Jose McShaunasy is a leprechaun that lives in Mexico (Duh). He's almost always drunk, and is on the Alcoholics Anonymous most wanted list. Dreaming of the good life in the U.S, he tries every week to escape from Mexico; however, he always gets caught and kicked out of the USA (******* racist Texans). Now Jose is pissed, and he wants revenge.

Appearence: Jose is small, pale or sun burnt, drunk, on steroids, and pissed. He dresses entirely in green, with a green sombrero. Jose is also always holding a mug of Guinness or a bottle of tequila.

Wtf.

It's funny. BTW, no hard feelings about that anyone, I am Irish.

name: pipa
description: the real mesiah
powers: smiting and summoning midget ninjas
weaknesses: big toe

the real Messiah? ooo Phoenix won't like that...

Romulox
Leader of the tar creatures.
Special Abilities/Stuff:
Has friends in the PDA industry (always has newest models).
Seemingly better than everyone else, "...he just is, man."
Owns property in an expensive city, that is actually a country. (Monaco?)
Leader of tar minions.
Has semi-exclusive elbow surgery, reportedly one of the only people that got it (the other being Jack Nicholas).
Weaknesses: Confusing "little" Monaco, with "Little Monica," some times forgets Monaco is a country.

"i'm just better than you man!"

lol

Nightingale schrieb:

name: pipa
description: the real mesiah
powers: smiting and summoning midget ninjas
weaknesses: big toe

Fucker. Also, will Jose McShaunasy be in it?

bump... and no.

Don't bump so hard, that hurt!